Voted Best E-Mail of 2005 (Hilarious!)

E-Mail from my friend! | 9/30/05

[areafiftyone]

LOL

[lil_rebbitzen]

lol. That was fun to read. You just made my day. :-D

[Enterprise]

Mine wasn't quite as funny, but one night my oldest son went out to get some chinese take-out. I asked him to bring me an order of char shu (pork). Now, he's had it before, so he knew what I wanted. When I opened up the container of "char shu" - surprise, - it contained cashews!

[Enterprise]

LOL - that's funny!

[Rocky]

jewgodobekideen

[motormouth]

LOL

Thats FUNNY!

MM

[nhoward14]

Looks like somebody ripped off George Lopez' bit about Mexican people working at Jack in the Box.

Welco to Yak in da Bok. U wan sumsing?

I'll have a Jumbo Jack.

Ok.. you got a yumbo yak... you wan friend fine?

[Lovergirl]

Hilarious pingy thingy.

[Lovergirl]

LMAO!

[SamAdams76]

If you can count your Brazilians, you are not a Gazillionaire.

[x1stcav]

This is very similar.

http://www.ghostofbenjaminholt.com/

Anybody who has traveled overseas has encountered these moments.

[Dashing Dasher]

I really HATE the fact that Conservatives are repeating this joke.

It started out as a BLONDE joke and some idiot lib substituted our PRESIDENT as the focus of the joke.

Doesn't that bother you just a little?

And you are repeating it? HERE?

This is the 2nd time I've seen it posted on a thread.

Let's make it an Aggie, Polish, Blonde joke again and give the PRESIDENT back his dignity.

Thank you.

/soapbox

[SouthernFreebird]

I posted it cause it's funny. Lighten up Frances. Bush ain't God.

[Ditter]

It was funnier when it was about a dumb blond.

[SouthernFreebird]

Some of us didn't see it as a blonde joke, besides it works very well with Bush's speech impediment. LOL

[Dashing Dasher]

Don't think it's funny.

I think that Clinton ruined the Office of the Presidency and jokes like this perpetuate it.

I am trying to bring back the dignity that office deserves.

Obviously your humor doesn't agree with my dignity.

[SouthernFreebird]

Why does corncob come to mind...

[frankiep]

LOL

Here's one for Italians like myself:

One christmas ima go to new york to a bigga hotel. I go down to eat soma
breakfast. I tell the waitress i wanna two piss toast. She branga me only
onea piss. I tell her i wanna two piss she say go to the toilet, i say you no
understand, i wanna to piss on the plate. She say you betta no piss on the
plate you sonna ma bitch, i dont even know the lady she call me a sonna ma
bitch. Later, i go eat soma lunch at the drake resturant. The waitress bringa me a
spoon, ana knife, but no fock. I tell her i wanna fock. She tellsa me
everybody wanna fock. I say you no understand , i wanna fock on the table. She say you betta not fock on the table you sonna ma bitch. I dont even know
the lady she calla me a sunna ma bitch
so i go back to my room ina hotel. Theres no sheet on my bed. I calla the
manager and tell him i wanna shit. He tells me go to the toilet. I say you no
understand i wanna shit on the bed. She say you betta not sheet on the bed
you sonna ma bitch. I dont even know the guy he calla me a sonna ma bitch. I go to check out and the man at the desk, he say peace out to you. I say
piss onna you to you sonna ma bitch
i go back to italy

[areafiftyone]

I can appreciate that one I'm Italian too. Thanks. I'm gonna send that around to my friends.