Posted on 10/14/2005 1:28:07 PM PDT by Mike Bates
Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman's breast implants.
One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person's whole music collection.
BT futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years.
BT Laboratories' analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist.
According to The Sun he said: "It is now very hard for me to thing of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."
The senors around the body linked through the electrical impulses in the chips may also be able to warn wearers about heart murmurs, blood pressure increases, diabetes and breast cancer.
Ping!
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What are they going to create for men?
A skin flute?
They are playing your song!!
sooo...lets see...to get that stereo effect I'd need to....
It's never been an EARful that I wanted from such things. ;o)
LOL, you said a mouthful, and then some.
It take a real nerd not to realize they already are "doing something useful".
No thanks. It seems like an awful lot of trouble for just a couple songs. Of course, it might be worth it for someone like Dolly Parton. But it ain't for me.
Good news. I am hard of hearing. Almost deaf even.
So the future is woofers in the hooters?
No thank you! Can you imagine some candlelight and wine and just when things start getting interesting her boobs start playing Stars and Stripes Forever or something?
So to turn up and down the volume you..........?
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