Rolling Stones performing Heart of Stone.
Posted on 10/16/2005 9:28:22 PM PDT by InvisibleChurch
Rolling Stones' heart safety machine The Rolling Stones reportedly keep a special heart machine backstage in case one of them collapses. Organisers of their current tour have allegedly brought in a defibrillator in case one of the ageing rockers - who are all in their late 50s and early 60s - has a heart attack while performing. The machine shocks the heart back into a normal rhythm, so a doctor would be able to revive the stars on the spot instead of waiting for emergency services.
A source is quoted in America's Globe magazine as saying: "With all four band members now veterans, their managers are not taking any chances." However a spokesman told Britain's The Sun newspaper: "I've never seen a defibrillator backstage."
Last month the legendary band revealed they want to play a special concert in Iraq for British and American soldiers. Frontman Mick Jagger says the rockers would be prepared to perform in the war ravaged country to raise the troops' morale but only if they are asked by military chiefs or the US or UK government. He said: "The boys are doing a very professional and a very tough job over there and they aren't getting a lot of fun. If we were asked to go it would be a very, very serious consideration."
Rolling Stones performing Heart of Stone.
And on the entertainment beat The groupies went wild as Mic threw his walker into the crowd.....
And if that doesn't work, paint it black.
It is stored right next to the cases of depends.....
Why wait for the heart attack. Hook it up to an amp and see what it sounds like.
LMAO!!!
Funniest thread of the year!
Someone on FR called this the Steel Wheelchairs Tour. I thought it was apt.
Thumpin Jack Flash.
Can't you hear me knockin?
Does this illustration look to anybody else like a teenage boy about to play a practical joke on his napping father?
no it looks like a nappy headed kid is going to stun someones beeber back to life
bump into the morning
: )
10)I love it when they smash their walkers at the end of a song.
9) The medic alert beepers are drowning out the music.
8) Look! The new guy on bass! It's Matlock.
7) He means, time was on their side.
6) Start me up! I'm serious! This isn't part of the song!
5) It looks like a comet smashed into Keith Richards.
4) Cool! Jagger's teeth just landed in my lap!
3) What's Letterman doing up there with a fiddle?
2) Michael Jackson married? Please...!
1) I can't get no met-a-mucil
Does that one go to 11?
Nigel Tufnel: It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black.
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Keith's defilbrator. |
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