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What exactly are you people all about? You guessed it: ZOT!
10.17.05 | Oooh, look at me. I'm a profane smartass lefty libertarian troll! Stuck on stupid and smug about it.

Posted on 10/17/2005 2:33:36 AM PDT by familyfriendly

Edited on 10/17/2005 2:39:47 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

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To: familyfriendly

ZOT!!!

21 posted on 10/17/2005 4:18:22 AM PDT by Paul_Denton (Stom ta jora Oom (Translation: Shut the F*** up UN))
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To: familyfriendly

ZOT!!!

22 posted on 10/17/2005 4:19:30 AM PDT by Paul_Denton (Stom ta jora Oom (Translation: Shut the F*** up UN))
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To: familyfriendly

"If this is a nation "uner God" than tell me now so I can say bye-bye and do what I can to promote "reason" and not faith as a policy maker."

Bu-bye! Need help packing?


23 posted on 10/17/2005 5:30:25 AM PDT by Mathews (Shot... Splash... Out!)
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To: familyfriendly

I'm not a violent person, but you deserve a solid shot to the jaw. Maybe that could knock some sense into you.


24 posted on 10/17/2005 5:34:21 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (Want to be on my Civil Engineers ping list? Say the word!)
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To: NautiNurse

...matches the space between his ears.


25 posted on 10/17/2005 5:37:47 AM PDT by johnny7 (“What now? Let me tell you what now.”)
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To: familyfriendly
Oh dear, You're toast.


26 posted on 10/17/2005 5:40:20 AM PDT by najida (The internet is for kids grown up-- Where else could you have 10,000 imaginary friends?)
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To: familyfriendly
I just found this site and I'm chomping at the bit.
The Kitties think you taste like cheese. (With a bit of mustard.)

Call 'em Libertarians
You seem to have a good grasp of the Libertarian platform. They are indeed fiscal conservatives. Other than that, they might as well be Democrats.

Because, if you *ALL* are, I want nothing to do with you.
Free Republic has many Libertarian members. For the most part, we all get along fine... sort of.

If this is a nation "uner God" than tell me now
This is one nation under God.

I am a non-interventionist.
Osama thanks you.

We create more terrorists than we stop.
"Let's sit in the mud sucking our thumbs so that we won't make anyone angry!"

toe the pleasing party line
(Okay, amend my last reply. "... suck our toes...") By the way, I'm not a Republican.

If I hurt no-one, than please
Here is where we may disagree. Homosexuality, abortion, illegal drugs, etc. They do harm people.

True Libertarians are a dying breed. Please don't capitalize on their death by pretending to be there heir.
I'll sell tickets instead, thanks.

Cuz' you're not fooling anyone.
Oh well. Back to work, then.

27 posted on 10/17/2005 5:41:31 AM PDT by Michael Goldsberry (an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
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To: familyfriendly

"I want your govt. out of my womb, my bedroom, my TV and radio and print, and anything else that warrants their (or your) snooping nose into my private behavior."

Just what are you doing in your bedroom that would cause any problems in the first place? I mean really if you are not guilty of anything then why be worried?


28 posted on 10/17/2005 6:19:55 AM PDT by mistress_of_tantra (I am back alive and well)
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To: Dallas59

29 posted on 10/17/2005 9:17:17 AM PDT by Borges
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To: familyfriendly; i am very cool; banned8

We are about hacking trolls to death with butter knives, stapling their lips shut with office staplers, and stuffing them into NYC subway toilets for swirlies of doom.
We are for stomping on your parking validation ticket with a laugh and a sneer.
We are for coring out your noggin with a potato peeler and wearing your dessicated face as a hat.
All to save the wails, or was that nails?
I never could get that right.

But anyway, coming back to FR again and again after being banned repeatedly is like a moth beating itself to death against a lightbulb, the moth eventually dies and the lightbulb merely feels warm.
That, and the moth gives amusement to kitties anywhere nearby.


30 posted on 10/17/2005 10:21:18 AM PDT by Darksheare (Cellphones, the Wholly Roamin' Empire.)
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To: familyfriendly

Please change your name to "Hate the Family".


31 posted on 10/17/2005 10:22:12 AM PDT by KC_Conspirator (This space outsourced to India)
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To: banned8

No, we ate banned7, and were waiting for him to come back.


33 posted on 10/17/2005 10:32:52 AM PDT by Darksheare (Cellphones, the Wholly Roamin' Empire.)
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To: familyfriendly; CaptainAF

We also beat terrorist apologists with pork chops and bacon strips.


34 posted on 10/17/2005 10:35:43 AM PDT by Darksheare (Cellphones, the Wholly Roamin' Empire.)
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To: familyfriendly
I just found this site and I'm chomping at the bit.

Some jokes just write themselves.

35 posted on 10/17/2005 10:36:50 AM PDT by humblegunner (If you're gonna die, die with your boots on.)
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To: NautiNurse

"Cal l"

Wait, didn't Nicholas Cage name his new son Cal-El or something like that?

Maybe the poster is a Superman buff.


36 posted on 10/17/2005 10:39:21 AM PDT by Yardstick
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To: Darksheare
Porkchops? You mean I've gotta put my toyz away?


37 posted on 10/17/2005 11:06:56 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dead Corpse

Can I order one of those?? I have a real problem with road rage and this little gadget should make me feel better during rush hour! Mount it to my front bumper and getouttadaway!


38 posted on 10/17/2005 11:12:07 AM PDT by sit-rep (If you acquire, hit it again to verify...)
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To: Dead Corpse

No, you don't have to put them away.
Weapons free on this exercise.

And if it loks like it needs pork chopping, it likely also needs some blasting.


39 posted on 10/17/2005 11:15:54 AM PDT by Darksheare (Cellphones, the Wholly Roamin' Empire.)
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To: sit-rep; Dead Corpse

I need one of those for a minor woodchuck problem.
That, and the gophers have been vicious this year.


40 posted on 10/17/2005 11:19:02 AM PDT by Darksheare (Cellphones, the Wholly Roamin' Empire.)
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