Women Get Thousands After They Don't Get Dates

AP ^ | 11/8/05 | Staff

[Doohickey]

Who is he?

[Dashing Dasher]

If all else fails, lower your standards, is what I say.

My motto is different...

If all else fails, so what! Have fun!

If your expectations/standards are out of your league - that's different.

But there is NO WAY I'll ever lower my basic standards.

You know:

• eats with utensils,
• doesn't pick his nose in public,
• burps and farts discreetly at formal events (that excludes Max),
• no smoking,
• no cheating,
• trims nose hair before it enters his mouth,
• spends less time on his hair than I do,
  
• weighs less than my car,
  
• no vegetarians,
  
• there's more... but I'll leave it at this for now.

[PaulaB]

If you don't call me I will come for you!!grrrrrrr

[Dashing Dasher]

Here, Kitty Kitty!!!

Or rather...

Go over THERE, Kitty Kitty!!!

[PaulaB]

Amen sister!!

[Dashing Dasher]

That's how Pissant met his...

Wait... that's not nice. Pissant's wife is probably very nice.

[peacebaby]

snort!

trims nose hairs - you are killing me.

[Woman on Caroline Street]

Back Off, Biker Chick, I saw him first. That being said, could someone hand me a towel so I can wipe out the drano I just poured in my sockets?

[Dashing Dasher]

I found him on the Low Expectations Dating Network.

Guaranteed not to cheat on you with women of average and above vision (corrected).

[PaulaB]

Max/Leap

Please see standards above and write them down ;P

[EX52D]

In that case, these two are appropriate...double your fun!

[Millee]

Whew! Glad my hubby wasn't as picky as you.

[Dashing Dasher]

Is there anyway I could sue all the girls who DON'T RETURN PHONE CALLS after a date? Could I at the very least have the right to make their life a living hell for a week?

You made their lives a living hell for one date - why punish them any more than that!?!?!?

LOL!!!

[Woman on Caroline Street]

"Is there anyway I could sue all the girls who DON'T RETURN PHONE CALLS after a date? Could I at the very least have the right to make their life a living hell for a week?"

It's called Rejection, Clemenza. Most people just deal with it and drink another beer. Or so I've heard.

[PaulaB]

LOL

you know what

I'd rather be single than

have to worry about finding a grocery

sack to fit on his head

[Dashing Dasher]

I actually know a guy who has nose hair so long, he could comb it.

AND he's married.


WTF?

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

LOL, a hotty like that just makes you lose control. /sarcasm

[Dashing Dasher]

Those are my friends, the twins - Squantos and Eaker.

Ain't they hot!

Squantos is the cute one.

[PaulaB]

Have you been messing with the keywords?


ROFL

[EX52D]

Hefty bag...