[peacebaby]

If all else fails, lower your standards, is what I say.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

LOL!!! How low will you go?

[Dashing Dasher]

If all else fails, lower your standards, is what I say.

My motto is different...

If all else fails, so what! Have fun!

If your expectations/standards are out of your league - that's different.

But there is NO WAY I'll ever lower my basic standards.

You know:

• eats with utensils,
• doesn't pick his nose in public,
• burps and farts discreetly at formal events (that excludes Max),
• no smoking,
• no cheating,
• trims nose hair before it enters his mouth,
• spends less time on his hair than I do,
  
• weighs less than my car,
  
• no vegetarians,
  
• there's more... but I'll leave it at this for now.