In the words of Cartman, "If they start to lez out, just go with it."
Mehm, where are my cheesy poofs?
Weak dude, she only likes other lesbians.
Hey man, if she only likes other lesbians then all we gotta do is become lesbians too.
Hey, yeah.
Hey guys, you know what? My grandma's Dutch-Irish, and my grandpa was lesbian. That makes me, quarter lesbian.