Like I said, you have a nice Festivus, and the rest of us will enjoy the Christmas or Hannakuh. Have a nice day.
Come on, that is a lame grievance.
Lets move on to the feats of strength! Best 2 of 3 falls! After that we can jump in the pool and see who can handle the cold weather!
I'm looking for a good sized pole, can't be too flashy or commercialized.