Kong is not gay (vanity)

12/13/05 | steve8714

[steve8714]

"Kng" will not win any mjor non-technical awards- it neither features a gay lead nor bashes Bush/McCarthy(Identical in lefties' minds)

[Clemenza]

Its a friggin' action movie! Made by the same a-shole who made the OVERRATED Lord of the Rings.

Now let me go back to hunting Hobbits.

[No Blue States]

"Kong is not gay"

Well thats good to know.

[usmcobra]

Godzilla was a lesbian.

[exile]

Well Kong is a computer generated character, so I don't see how he could engage in any kind of sex, hetero or otherwise. Unless he's more than "just friends" with Donkey Kong.

[AppyPappy]

Horrible luck, eh?

[exile]

"Godzilla was a lesbian."

That would explain his large thighs.

I heard Mothra goes both ways.

[HOTTIEBOY]

Yes, as a matter of fact, it does.

[usmcobra]

Mothra's into twins.

But I hear they are fairies as well.

[YaYa123]

"Anyone who couldn't tell Liberace was gay back in the 60s needed a major adjustment to their gaydar."

But, but, but....gays weren't invented yet, were they?

I mean, it was well into the 1980s when Mother-In-Law asked me, "what is a homosectional?". And about the same time my own Mother asked me, "What is it those queer people do, anyway?" Both gray haired Grandmas were deadly serious.

[edpc]

Did you do a google search for Liberace? Hmm. Wouldn't want my administrator to see that.

I don't think I'd want anyone to know my screen name was HOTTIEBOY, either.

[HOTTIEBOY]

Touche'

[Clemenza]

With a name like "Hottieboy" you should know a thing or two about gayness.

[sure_fine]

thats only because he did't have a sex-ed in a USA elementry school class

[Clemenza]

Remember that both Paul Lynde and Liberace used to receive love letters from elderly ladies.

[Dallas59]

"Oh yes! We are! We are!"

[roses of sharon]

Or a "Film to rationalize our perverts"!

[usmcobra]

You know I could have used that pic but I wanted a picture of them fresh out of the Box.

They get around almost as much as tourist guy and Looter guy.

[confederacy of dunces]

I mean, it was well into the 1980s when Mother-In-Law asked me, "what is a homosectional?".

We had the same mother-in-law! Mine said "homosectionals" and "leezbians". 'Course, she was pretty deaf. According to my husband, she was nuts about Liberace.

I'm sure gaydar hadn't been invented when Liberace was around.

[Dallas59]

I believe my fairies are the newer bunch.

[weegee]

I hear that King Kong is a real he man...

(the link is work safe, I just can't "borrow" the graphic)