[alwaysconservative]

Dear Santa:

Merry Christmas, Santa!

I want peace on earth and for none of the Christmas party food calories to "count", if you know what I mean.

Your pal,

alwaysconservative.

[PaulaB]

none of the Christmas party food calories to "count"

well...hun

Santa is Santa not a miracle calorie zapper

But being Ms Claus I'll make him