[pissant]

January: Long Elegant Legs---LEL was selected because her screen name actually matches her attributes. And she was selected for January, because when you look around town or the office, most women are wrapped up like Eskimos this time of year, so LEL is a refreshing reminder on your wall of what lies beneath. Her hobbies include pole dancing, needlepoint and collecting used dentures.

February: PaulaB -- Paula was selected not only for her bubbly personality and good looks, but also for her ability to put men in their place. She went toe to toe with Mr. Jeeves and HitmanNY and came away unscathed. Though seemingly sweet and mild mannered, there is a sharp spade tail hiding under her skirt. Hobbies include Santaria and Spin the Bottle

March: Teenyelliott -- Despite having extra L's and T's in her screen name, Teeny was selected to bring balance. While the other calendar girls are all known for their intellect, Teeny was selected based on her prowess in bar fights. She might have a few chipped teeth and a couple of knife wound scars, but few women will dance on the bar topless for the price of a Pabst. Hobbies include stalking liberals and making mittens from cat fur.

April: Motormouth--MM was selected for obvious asthetic reasons (see below) but her most endearing quality is her ability to drink all comers under the table. An unfortunate side effect is that she usually will walk away with your wallet as well. On the bright side, the more she drinks the faster and louder she talks, and has made a collection of tapes available to keep sleepy drivers awake and irritated. Hobbies include cooking endangered species and bum rolling.

[pissant]

PING

[jjmcgo]

What happened to the link to teenyelliott's jpg?
Where is Dashing Dasher?
OMG, is that really PaulaB? 'Cause I want one.

[JimWforBush]

April: Motormouth--MM was selected for obvious asthetic reasons (see below) but her most endearing quality is her ability to drink all comers under the table. An unfortunate side effect is that she usually will walk away with your wallet as well. On the bright side, the more she drinks the faster and louder she talks, and has made a collection of tapes available to keep sleepy drivers awake and irritated. Hobbies include cooking endangered species and bum rolling.

OMG LMAO, she's tried to drink me under the table and failed.

[bmwcyle]

June?

[Hemingway's Ghost]

Very funny, Pissant!

[Halls]

I consider myself to be a Freeper Gal, where the heck am I? LOL!

[skaterboy]

Very nice but you need something for the ladies

[Mike Bates]

What, no Millee? Outrageous.

[Xenalyte]

You made a babeosity calendar and didn't include me? I am crushed!

[HitmanLV]

Unscathed? What are you talking about?

[bentover]

My god man! no picture of Ann Colter.

[Maximus of Texas]

Hey, Piss!

Is there room on your calendar for an honorable member of FR?

[trussell]

Very funny captions pissant.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Wow, thanks for leaving me out as I requested. We know you want to sell these things.