How to bathe your cat
1. Thoroughly clean toilet.
2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.
3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom.
4. In one quick move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and stand on top, so cat cannot escape.
5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds.
(Ignore noise from inside toilet, the cat is really enjoying this)
6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse, which is quite effective.
7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from toilet as possible and quickly lift both lids.
8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors, where he will air dry.
Hey presto - bathed cat with no stress
Yours Sincerely,
The Dog ;-)
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LOLOL!!!! Amazingly clever. I sent your description to several cat loving (and cat hating) friends. The amusing thing is that it actually seems like it might work, as long as the cat isn't too dirty.
how to kleen kat
1. mak toilut kleen
2. lift bof lids n ad sampoo
3, find n suuth kat az u karry him too bafroom
4. n 1 quik mov placc kat in toilut, klooz bof lids n stand on top, so kat kan not excape
5; kat wil self agitat n mak many suds
(ignoor noiz from nside toilut, kat iz reely njoyn dis)
6- fluss toilut 3-4 timz. dis maks power rince n iz quite efectiv
7. hav sumone opin outsid door, stand az far frum toilut az possibul n quikly lift bof lids
8' kleen kat wil rockut out ov toilut n outdoorz were he wil air dri
9. kat iz kleen and happi
urs, cincerly,
the dog
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I don't care who you are, that's funny.
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