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Jason in San Antonio
Posted on 01/08/2006 7:09:37 AM PST by Jason from San Antonio
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To: Jason from San Antonio
You know how they always say you can't get the toothpaste back in the tube? Well you won't believe this, but just a few minutes ago I did just that. I was just down in the bathroom and about to brush my teeth, and I guess I was absent-minded (must've been thinking about something I read on FR), but I realized just at the last second that I had already brushed them this morning after breakfast. Anyway I found that by squeezing gently on the wide portion of the tube, it actually caused the toothpaste to retract (and it had been out a good half-inch by that point).
So anyway I just thought I should share that with you.
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posted on
01/08/2006 8:17:34 AM PST
by
inquest
(If you favor any legal status for illegal aliens, then do not claim to be in favor of secure borders)
To: Tijeras_Slim; martin_fierro
ROFL! I guess I have it pretty good. I feel better listening to every one else bitch and moan.
82
posted on
01/08/2006 8:19:54 AM PST
by
Fierce Allegiance
(Smoked a big cigar, drove a Cadillac car, said "Boss, I think this band's outta sight!")
To: Fierce Allegiance; Tijeras_Slim
If you've still got a throne in your throne room, you're ahead of this shmuck.
To: Jason from San Antonio
She took the toilet and not you?!
I'm shocked!
84
posted on
01/08/2006 8:22:03 AM PST
by
jigsaw
(God Bless Our Troops!)
To: martin_fierro
LOL. I have the house! 4 bedroom, 3 baths, a view and a for sale sign. (and alllllllll the bills that go with it).
Thanks for the reminder, I now must go.
85
posted on
01/08/2006 8:24:42 AM PST
by
Fierce Allegiance
(Smoked a big cigar, drove a Cadillac car, said "Boss, I think this band's outta sight!")
To: Jason from San Antonio
86
posted on
01/08/2006 8:25:19 AM PST
by
R. Scott
(Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
To: MotleyGirl70
He won't be dropping the kids off at the pool any time soon that's for sure.Looks like the Browns won't make the Super Bowl again this year.
87
posted on
01/08/2006 8:26:10 AM PST
by
Fierce Allegiance
(Smoked a big cigar, drove a Cadillac car, said "Boss, I think this band's outta sight!")
To: Fierce Allegiance; Tijeras_Slim; martin_fierro; cyborg
Jeff Foxworthy: At the video store I saw one called "Enter the Dragon" and I thought to myself, thank God someone is having sex with my ex-wife.
88
posted on
01/08/2006 8:28:27 AM PST
by
Petronski
(I love Cyborg!)
To: Petronski
89
posted on
01/08/2006 8:29:24 AM PST
by
Fierce Allegiance
(Smoked a big cigar, drove a Cadillac car, said "Boss, I think this band's outta sight!")
To: rdb3; mhking; Stentor
Should have pinged you to #88, above. ;O)
90
posted on
01/08/2006 8:30:03 AM PST
by
Petronski
(I love Cyborg!)
To: Jason from San Antonio
91
posted on
01/08/2006 8:32:20 AM PST
by
Not A Snowbird
(Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
To: Jason from San Antonio
Some women are taken advantage of too.
Over 25 years ago, I had a boyfriend, I was engaged to, who worked for a Major studio. Was sent to Florida to open a theme park. He came back, MARRIED to his maid cleaning his trailer he was living in while the place was under construction. She had a 2 year old kid.
As hurt as I was, I ran. Took me months to get over it. I really loved him. Few months went by, I met my husband, and we've been married 23 years, with two children.
Much nicer guy. Wouldn't have the other back for anything.
There are a$$holes all over this planet. Learn who they are and stay away from them.
To: Jason from San Antonio
Sir, if you didn't see warning signs prior to marrying a woman like this, you must be mentally challenged.
93
posted on
01/08/2006 8:36:40 AM PST
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
94
posted on
01/08/2006 8:38:36 AM PST
by
concretebob
(When will Coop change his tagline?)
To: teenyelliott
95
posted on
01/08/2006 8:38:50 AM PST
by
Fierce Allegiance
(Smoked a big cigar, drove a Cadillac car, said "Boss, I think this band's outta sight!")
To: Jason from San Antonio
Ummmm....and do you feel better now?
Was that cathartic?
Was it good for youuuuu?
Because that's really all that matters, you know.
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posted on
01/08/2006 8:41:09 AM PST
by
Allegra
(Ooooops....I've Done It Again...)
To: Jason from San Antonio
Know why divorce is so expensive?
CAUSE IT'S WORTH IT!!!!
BAWAHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHHHHHAHAHHHHAHAHA
97
posted on
01/08/2006 8:41:17 AM PST
by
concretebob
(When will Coop change his tagline?)
To: Jason from San Antonio
Yeah, right, she took the toilets.
98
posted on
01/08/2006 8:43:35 AM PST
by
ValerieUSA
(your secrets are safe with me)
To: Jason from San Antonio
Yeah, I know how you feel.
My life sucks, too.
I'm a Houston Texans fan.
I think I'll go stick my head in the oven.
99
posted on
01/08/2006 8:44:30 AM PST
by
Allegra
(Ooooops....I've Done It Again...)
To: Fierce Allegiance
All women have boobs. Find the boobs attached to good, honest, loving women.
100
posted on
01/08/2006 8:45:06 AM PST
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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