"More beans, Mr. Taggert?"
Posted on 01/10/2006 11:35:00 AM PST by pissant
Well there goes the fragrance candle industry!
And I'm divesting of my stock in Glade
I got wind of this development the other day. Not something I'd bring up in an elevator with a stranger, but pretty interesting. At the same time,it could be another science hoax -- I dunno, something doesn't smell quite right.
You are very punny!
This could prove to be hugh!
Wives the world over will celebrate the end of the Dutch Oven.
"More beans, Mr. Taggert?"
Pissant,
Thanks as always for the compelling news stories you seem to find!
Great work and well done!
Personally, regular beans work just fine for me.
Let'r rip!
A true CLASSIC
Coworkers don't appreciate that attitude! ;o)
Good gawd pissant, I can't believe you didn't jump all over this one.
Girlie-man beans. Hells bells, the flatulence is the main reason I eat beans.
Called PRIM beans. If I'm gonna be PRIM and PROPER, I ain't gonna be eating beans.
And then the Dr's name. You can't tell me you didn't laugh at the guy's name. Try looking at it from the phone book listing: Leakey, Colin, M.D. And he's a FART doctor.
Sorry folks that's where I quit reading. This has The Onion or Scrappleface written all over it.
So no more beans for every meal!
No longer "the musical fruit"?
True, but as a very wise woman I once knew said,
"If you want to live to be 100, where ever you may be, let your wind blow free!"
She lived to be 96, so I guess those times she "held back" cost here a few years......................
Hey yall. Over here.
Beans, beans, the magical fruit
The new one are quiet, so you'll be mute.
I NEVER need such drugs.
The name seems a tad suspicious, but go to the website, I think it's real.
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