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Posted on 01/12/2006 8:39:35 AM PST by dhls

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To: EsmeraldaA

Thanks, Es! My birthday was yesterday.


441 posted on 02/02/2006 5:00:21 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Good night, IT.


442 posted on 02/02/2006 5:03:32 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76

Sorry, Tulip. I was a little out of it yesterday.

We're not very well organized. It's amazing we even got off the ground, er, ocean.

A belated Happy Birthday to you. You did get older anyway, didn't you? I'm sure that's a consolation.


443 posted on 02/02/2006 5:32:38 PM PST by NicknamedBob (And then I sat down and I wrote this report, ‘cause I knew that you’d want all the facts.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Thanks, Bob. I only turned a day older on my birthday. The difference is now I have to say I'm 30 instead of 29. :-)


444 posted on 02/02/2006 5:37:35 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76

LOL!

(And look! You got 444!!!)


445 posted on 02/02/2006 5:43:15 PM PST by Monkey Face (Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.)
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To: EsmeraldaA

A 24 pound kitty laying in the middle of your back and extremities makes you look like a pretzel afterwards.


446 posted on 02/02/2006 5:44:18 PM PST by Darksheare (Aim low! They got knees!)
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To: Darksheare
Afterwards?

Sounds kinky, seriously.

;-)
447 posted on 02/02/2006 5:54:12 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: tuliptree76

Pretend I was on time, and next time i will. :)


448 posted on 02/02/2006 5:56:40 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Darksheare

Hi, Darks!

I'm still fighting the migraine, but while I was doing so, I turned off all the lights, and had the TV turned LOW, and I curled up on the sofa, and sorta "listened" to the TV...

Before I had time to get comfy, Calvin was on my left hip and Hobbes was curled up under my chin...I felt like a frozen pretzel...


449 posted on 02/02/2006 5:58:24 PM PST by Monkey Face (Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Hi, Es!

I really did miss you, Girl.
A day is not a good day unless I see you online. I'm SERIES!


450 posted on 02/02/2006 5:59:53 PM PST by Monkey Face (Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.)
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To: EsmeraldaA

LOL, kinked up back, kricked legs, stiff neck..


451 posted on 02/02/2006 6:05:14 PM PST by Darksheare (Aim low! They got knees!)
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To: Monkey Face

Yes, kotties love making their humans become flesh pretzels..


452 posted on 02/02/2006 6:05:55 PM PST by Darksheare (Aim low! They got knees!)
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To: EsmeraldaA

LOL! Okay. :-)


453 posted on 02/02/2006 6:10:18 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Monkey Face
Thank you 'Face. ;)
I'm not home yet and my on line time is almost non existent.
But I will check in when I can.
454 posted on 02/02/2006 6:10:32 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Darksheare

Calvin is particularly adept at that. I cannot get away from him on the bed. He seems to have a heat-seeking unit in his head, and finds the warmest part of me (the question mark my body makes on the bed) and sticks to me, no matter what I try to do to avoid him.

He's not interested in the small of my back. Hobbes, however, will "snuggle" there. (Hobbes The Snob) Until I move. And then she wants nothing to do with me. Calvin, however, tries to find unique ways to attach himself to me.
I suspect he has a type of Velcro that Man has not yet invented...


455 posted on 02/02/2006 6:11:43 PM PST by Monkey Face (Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.)
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To: dhls

How come trolls can never spell?


456 posted on 02/02/2006 6:13:06 PM PST by Casloy
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To: EsmeraldaA

It's OK, Es. If I were sick, I would like you for a sister, because I know you would love me back to health...

Do what you need to, and check in when you can.

*hugs*


457 posted on 02/02/2006 6:13:23 PM PST by Monkey Face (Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.)
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To: Darksheare
Don't whine about it Darks, she just loves you so.

Besides, you didn't say 'get off me' for hours......
458 posted on 02/02/2006 6:15:49 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Monkey Face

Feline Velcrotitus.
A disease/affliction unique to some felines.
They stay affixed to portions of ones person regardless of ones movement.
There is no known cure, but one can distract them with catnip maybe.

Kearen likes to crush, fold, bend, spindle, and mutilate my legs, and then works her way up.


459 posted on 02/02/2006 6:16:56 PM PST by Darksheare (Aim low! They got knees!)
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To: EsmeraldaA

I said "unnnngh, "oooph", "ouch", "Cripes", and "OMG!"


460 posted on 02/02/2006 6:18:10 PM PST by Darksheare (Aim low! They got knees!)
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