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To: navysealdad

"I'm lost. Can I come home with you?"

23 posted on 01/14/2006 10:47:30 AM PST by CarrotAndStick (The articles posted by me needn't necessarily reflect my opinion.)

To: CarrotAndStick

"Excuse me Miss...I seem to have misplaced my Congressional Medal of Honor. Have you seen it?"

That one's from Jackie Vernon. So's this:

"What time's the ocean close?"

I'm also partial to

"If I told you that you had a terrific body, would you hold it against me?"

89 posted on 01/14/2006 2:14:50 PM PST by Erasmus (Getting captivated by modern music leads to Stockhausen Syndrome.)

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