[SampleMan]

I knew a guy in the Navy that would ask women, "Do you have a little Asian in you?" To which they would reply "No."

He would then say, "Would you like to."

Of course you have to understand he was a 5'6" Filipino.

[Erasmus]

I am reminded of that little misanthropic and misogynistic little gnome, Markoff Chaney.

His attitude was understandable; not just because of his deformity, but also in light of his experience after graduating assertiveness class.

He went into a bar and climbed up onto a stool next to this gorgeous redhead.

"Hi, baby, what would you say to a little f***?"

"Why, hello, little f***."

--from one of Robert Anton Wilson's Illuminati novels.