D'oh!!
1 posted on
01/25/2006 5:55:08 AM PST by
frankjr
To: frankjr
2 posted on
01/25/2006 5:59:09 AM PST by
R. Scott
(Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
To: frankjr
So I guess they're ignoring the fact that Krusty the Clown is Jewish.
3 posted on
01/25/2006 6:03:48 AM PST by
SlowBoat407
(The best stuff happens just before the thread snaps.)
To: frankjr
Typical Arabic/Islamist/Muslim stupidity.
The idiots can't come up with an original idea on their own, so they hijack everything western, then call us decadent.
Bunch of moon-bat pedophiles.
May the fleas of a thousand camels inhabit their armpits.
4 posted on
01/25/2006 6:04:11 AM PST by
OldSmaj
(Hey Islam...I flushed a koran today and I let my dog pp on it first. Come get me, moon bats!)
To: frankjr
And they're going to have to re-edit the opening so that Marge isn't driving.
5 posted on
01/25/2006 6:04:37 AM PST by
SlowBoat407
(The best stuff happens just before the thread snaps.)
To: frankjr
6 posted on
01/25/2006 6:04:39 AM PST by
atomicpossum
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To: frankjr
"Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?"
"No."
"Ham?"
"No."
"Pork chops?"
"Dad, those all come from the same animal."
"Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal."
7 posted on
01/25/2006 6:06:59 AM PST by
RichInOC
("Alcohol. The cause of...and solution to...all of life's problems.")
To: frankjr
In tonight's episode: Omar kills Beesa when she converts to Buddhism.
9 posted on
01/25/2006 6:07:51 AM PST by
Oztrich Boy
(Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering)
To: frankjr
11 posted on
01/25/2006 6:18:48 AM PST by
Oztrich Boy
(Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering)
To: frankjr
ANd Hapoo the Hindi Quickie Mart owner gets beat up by all of the local muslim kids.
12 posted on
01/25/2006 6:34:10 AM PST by
Sensei Ern
(Now, IB4Z! http://www.myspace.com/reconcomedy/ "Cowards cut and run. Heroes never do!")
To: frankjr
Every evening, Omar comes home to a family that includes his blue-haired wife, Mona, hyper-smart daughter, Beesa, and troublemaking son, Badr. Mona: Omar your home from the power plant early, how come?
Omar: Awwww. I failed in my Jihad today! I tried to detonate my suicide belt and it wouldn't go off. Someone has my detonator caps
Badr: Oh I have them dad!
Omar: Why you little..... (starts choking)
13 posted on
01/25/2006 6:47:28 AM PST by
Bommer
(Ted Kennedy - Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life!)
To: frankjr
"Beesa, stop playing that loud music or I'll bury you up to your neck in sand and crush your head with rocks! Don't make me come up there!"
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