Posted on 01/26/2006 5:55:10 PM PST by adaven
The Official Democratic Underground Bug-Out-Bag
Feel free to add on...
Contents:
1 - Large bag of granola
1 - Pair Birkenstock sandals
1 - Crystal necklace for channeling positive energy
1 - One-hitter and small quantity of herb
1 - Large box of Kleenex to dry tears
1 - Book, I'm OK, You're OK
1 - Al Gore action figure doll
1 - Starbucks charge card
1 - Sharper Image tool kit with all sharp objects removed
1 - Map to nearest FEMA "aid" center
1 - UN pamphlet on how to cooperate with men in blue helmets
1 - Ted Kennedy Bug Out Bar Set
1 - Home Abortion Kit
1 - Have You Hugged a Terrorist Today? T-shirt
1 - G.W. Is The Cause of All My Problems Home Study Guide
A bug-out bag is a container which keeps essential items readily available in case of an emergency. These are used by many kinds of people from politicians to scientists to survivalists.
Basic items in a bug-out bag are money, clothes, food, water, shelter, weapons, medkits and sensitive documents. A good bag is meant to sustain an individual for up to seventy two hours which can ensure a higher chance of survival until rescue workers or the authorities can reach the scene of a disaster or enable an individual to reach a nearby cache for long-term survival. However, many now suggest that it be able to support the user for five days (120 hours) without external support.
1. The Grateful Dead greatest hits CD.
Jimmy Hendrix, if the Greatful Dead is scratched.
um, I think that is Grateful Dead, peacebaby.
um, Thank you, peacebaby.
and matches. Not for the fire, because you can't forage firewood in the forest, but for the reefer in the one-hitter.
1. Pair of tickets to the Oregon Country Fair. If you've been, then you know.
ROTLMAO!
Contents:
Every good survivalist needs nice pieces of flare.
The Whole Earth Catalog.
care to weigh in? LMFAO!
You just never know when you might have to surrender to someone.
White flag?
Undies would do the trick, but I guess they don't wear them.
nice=nine
Prozac
where is the half pound of home-grown Marijuana?
What the hell?
What kind of google search term did you use to get that pic? LOL
Hey, don't rag on one of the top 25 movies of all time!
Would work,but since any cleaning agent is a western invention that they have never discovered they are not white any longer.
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