Used to having a drinking game when Dick Button did the play-by-play on the ice skating in the Olympics. Anytime he said 'nailed it' you had to take a shot. Anytime he said 'that is a tenth off' you took a shoot. Well, basically when ever he was speaking you ended up ingesting alcohol. Probably the only reason I have a liver left is that the Olympics is only every four years.
Funny!
Were you drinking aquavit?
The commentators drive me to drink, too, with their useless blabbing.
Got duct tape?
I'm just waiting for Dick to say something like:
1)"Oh no! She just did a triple axle and landed in the front row of spectators!"
2)"OMG! The blade just fell off her skate and hit someone in the top row. That's going to cost her a tenth of point. What a shame, well there goes her skating career."
"...that's too bad. Her costume completely fell off. That'll cost her a tenth of a point. She won't be on the podium this evening folks, so you can all go home."