Posted on 01/31/2006 3:48:15 PM PST by WestTexasWend
Heard any good “Brokeback’’ jokes lately?
No? Here’s one courtesy of Jay Leno:
“A movie theater in Utah abruptly canceled a screening of the movie ‘Brokeback Mountain,’” Leno said in a recent “Tonight Show” monologue. “They felt it was inappropriate for the community standards.
“Instead, they ran ‘Deliverance.’”
Ba-dum-dum. But seriously, folks...
The gay cowboy romance-tragedy, starring Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal as lovers Ennis Del Mar and Jack Twist, has become the office water-cooler topic of the moment.
The Internet is full of “Brokeback’’ jokes, some funny, some just crude. Last week, USA Today ran a lengthy story on its Life front addressing the phenomenon.
“Against all odds, a Western romance about two men...has corralled the cultural zeitgeist, making it safe for our national funny bone to come out of the closet,’’ wrote USA Today’s Susan Wloszcyna.
The buzz extends from office e-mails with the inevitable tag line “I wish I knew how to quit you’’ — the movie’s signature phrase — all the way to the highest corridor of power, the Oval Office.
At a question-and-answer session recently, President Bush was asked whether he’d seen the movie.
An awkward grin spread across the president’s face. He finally allowed that while he’d be glad to talk about ranching, he hadn’t seen “Brokeback Mountain.’’
But you could tell he’d heard about it.
The film, which has been gradually opening in theaters across the country, debuted in Fayetteville on Friday.
The R-rated movie is showing at the Market Fair 15 and Cameo Art House Theatre, where it drew good weekend crowds.
Nationally, the movie ranked No. 6 with more than $6 million in box-office proceeds last week, bringing its two-month take to about $50 million. Not bad for a movie that cost an estimated $14 million to make, according to press reports.
The movie has already won four Golden Globe awards, and Oscar recognition seems certain. Ledger, in particular, has been singled out for praise for his devastating portrayal of an inarticulate man struggling with his sexual identity.
But still, the jokes persist...
David Letterman listed his “Top 10 Signs You are a Gay Cowboy.’’ Number 5: “Native Americans refer to you as Dances With Men.’’
On “Saturday Night Live,’’ Alec Baldwin and Will Forte played gay prospectors in a spoof called “Brokeback Goldmine.’’
“Brokeback Squadron,’’ an online spoof making the rounds, features a character modeled after Tom Cruise in “Top Gun’’ making goo-goo eyes at his studly wingman.
The movie’s poster, which depicts the two cowboy-hatted characters in a pensive pose, has been the subject of any number of take-offs. One depicts indicted Congressman Tom DeLay and corrupt lobbyist Jack Abramoff over the caption, “Kickback Mountain.’’
In the USA Today story, gay actor and writer Bruce Vilanch called the movie an “irresistible’’ target for parody.
“Not only is it the first mainstream gay love story in a long time, it’s between two cowboys,’’ Vilanch said. “What greater American icons are there than gay men and cowboys? When you mix the two, it’s a stereotype too good to pass by.’’
So we can expect the nudge-nudge, wink-wink jokes to continue, at least until the phenomenon passes and “Brokeback’’ jokes become as dated as disco.
Until then, stay tuned for the inevitable “Brokeback Mountain’’ Valentine’s Day cards (“I’ll never quit you,’’ etc., etc.), jokes about sequels (“Brokeback II: Return to the Mountain’’) and, come Halloween, “Brokeback’’ cowboy costumes (Are you going as Jack or Ennis?).
After which point, “I wish I knew how to quit you’’ will mercifully pass into the memory banks of movie history, residing forever alongside “Show me the money’’ and “Life is like a box of chocolates.’’
Gone, but never forgotten.
Like Broke Ass Mountain?
Two Hollyweird actors having gay sex while pretending to be sheep herders is a Democrat fundraising event...not a Western romance.
As far as I'm concerned, "Buttcrack Mountain" is both gone and forgotten.
how do you know if you're at a brokeback mountain barbeque?
all the hot dogs taste like sh@t.
I imagine that the good jokes aren't fit for print :)
A friend sent me the 'Brokeback Top Gun' video --- actually, it's clips from the film arranged in a way that makes it look rather Brokebackish.
It's turkey time.
PokeBack Mountain
I read that and all the air left my lungs. All at once.
Brokemysheepinback Mountain
I hate to tell them this, but they are laughing AT them not WITH them.
This from my hometown liberal rag. Although I do like Rodger's column. Hes a lib but a heck of a nice guy.
quit poking fun
For the sequel, they can save money by only signing one of the actors and having him fall in love with one of his sheep (who will have to play hard-to-get and have a long-term relationship with a sexy ewe from the next mountain over.....)
Would a gay illegal be called a Broke-Wetback or a Wet-Brokeback???
Brokeback mountain is this decades "Deep Throat".
And all that that implies...
I hear that the good guys get it in the end.
"No dude, independent films are those black and white hippie movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding."
Eric Cartman
In the schools around town here, the kids are now calling everything that has homosexual overtones "Brokeback".
Gay men are not an American icon.
Thus far, 2.3% of Americans have paid to see this crap. That hardly makes it mainstream.
This, coming from a "man" who, looking like this, HAS to make fun of himself and his ilk.
I think I heard Rush say today that Brokeback Mountain was nominated for a number of Oscars, including "best score." 'Bout drove off the highway when I heard that....
Brokeback Mountin'
I was wondering how they got the good Bareback jokes in a family newspaper. They didn't.
Backdoor Mountin'
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
bump
Man, it's disgusting that some people even have a sex drive.
sexual identity = deviancy
No, it's "Bareback Mountin'"
I don't understand all the fuss about BareBack Mountin'
Just a coupla Cow-Pokes a pokin'
Geez!
Big Bad Bruce!
AM needs to put up a warning no jokes on this.
Wait no there's one!
LOL
YOU BROKE MY BACK MOUNTAIN which led to BROKE MY WALLET because of having to go to the BROKEN BACK DOCTOR.
Barry Manilow's Take On Brokeback Mountain
Brokebacabana (At The Brokeback) by Barry Manilow
His name was Ennis He was a Shepard With cowboy hat and assless chaps He should have kept it under wraps He would merengue and do the cha-cha And when he'd drink and fall asleep Jack Twist tended to the sheep Across the mountain heights They worked the summer nights They were young and they had each other And had rough sex fights
Up at Brokeback, Brokeback Mountain Those gay cowboys, they did some mounting Up at Brokeback, Brokeback Mountain They felt the passion as they discussed fashion Up at Brokeback
.... they fell in love Brokeback, Brokeback Mountain
He was the boss man He did some firing When he went to the mountain top And he saw Ennis getting bopped And when they finished, he fired them pronto Later Jack went a bit too far Gay bashers saw him at a bar And then the punches flew and chairs were smashed in two There was blood and a single gun shot But just who shot who?
Up at Brokeback, Brokeback Mountain Those gay cowboys, they did some mounting Up at Brokeback, Brokeback Mountain They felt the passion as they discussed fashion Up at Brokeback
.... he lost his love
His name was Ennis, he was a shepherd But that was a long time ago, when closets hid more than clothes Now gays have pride days, but not our Ennis Still in the chaps he used to wear, faded feathers in his hair He sits there so refined, and drinks himself half-blind He lost his Jack and he lost his family Taking it from behind!
Up at Brokeback, Brokeback Mountain Those gay cowboys, they did some mounting Up at Brokeback, Brokeback Mountain They felt the passion as they discussed fashion Up at Brokeback
.... don't fall in love
Don't fall in love
BACK THAT THING UP MOUNTAIN by the BENDOVER HERE RIVER
How do you know?
What a howl!
your boyfriend told me.
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