What happens to a husband who keeps his wife barefoot and pregnant?
She'll hit him with a frying pan, wok, crock pot, whatever she can get her hands on....
per Peacebaby's hubby, "he continues to wear the pants in the family."
and Peacebaby crawls back to her husband on her hands and knees and says, "Get out from under that bed, you gutless wonder!"
and Peacebaby's husband replies, "Yes, dear."