I forgot the 'squirting microphone' incident - as I recall, he was a real ass about that too; 'that's not funny! that's not cool!' - a smart (and likeable) chap would have laughed it off, scoring beaucoup popularity points with the masses...
I will admit, I rather enjoyed the the Superbowl Commercial for Mission: Impossible 3.
ESPECIALLY the part where Tom gets thrown into a car hard enough to break windows.
That NEVER gets old. . . . ;-)