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Posted on 02/09/2006 8:01:24 AM PST by Millee
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To: day10
Man #1: Beer?
Man #2: No, too early in the mornin'.
Man #1: OK then, Scotch?
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posted on
02/09/2006 8:36:53 AM PST
by
peacebaby
(I'm fixin' to think about contemplating commencing to begin to start to get ready to work)
To: Millee
About 3 weeks ago, we stopped for gas, my husband got out, started the pump and after a few minutes, got back in the car. I thought he was finished, so I drove off. Turns out, he got in the car to get out of the cold and I drove off with the nozzle still attached. Luckily, it came out, but gas was spewing everywhere on the ground.
Truly embarrassing.
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posted on
02/09/2006 8:37:46 AM PST
by
conservativebabe
("I came here to chew bubble gum and kick @ss, and I'm all out of bubble gum")
To: conservativebabe
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posted on
02/09/2006 8:39:05 AM PST
by
Millee
(The Constitution was meant for us to live under, not be paralyzed by, in the face of death. - Sowell)
To: Millee
Here's one more horrifying than funny.
I sent my husband an e-mail while he was out of town once, b!tching up a storm about his annoying parents who were staying at our house for a visit at the time. I sent it to his parents by mistake!
I realized it, right after I hit send. It was funny trying to apologize to them after that. My wicked-evil father-in-law forwarded it to my husband with comments, no doubt trying to get my hubby pissed at me. Joke was on FIL from hell though, because my hubby happens to agree with me.
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posted on
02/09/2006 8:41:36 AM PST
by
conservativebabe
("I came here to chew bubble gum and kick @ss, and I'm all out of bubble gum")
To: day10
Even though I have had every color of the rainbow when it comes to hair color..LOL MY blonde moments comes to my KEYS! and my glasses! now I have multiple keys and glasses for every room so I don't have to worry about blonde moments.
25
posted on
02/09/2006 8:42:13 AM PST
by
laney
(*never ride your horse faster than your guardian angel can fly*)
To: Millee
My first time on a legal drag strip, rolled up to the water box for a burn out (street legal vehicle) and proceeded to do such in first gear. In about half a second, I pegged 8 grand on my tach and threw a water pump belt that tore my radiator hose 3/4 through.
The staging lane that I used had to be closed off for 20 minutes to clean up the coolant mess.
I had to be pushed back into the staging area to put my belt back on, duct tape the radiator hose and limp back home.
**Lesson not known at time: Do burn outs in third gear (auto trans).
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posted on
02/09/2006 8:42:53 AM PST
by
Deguello
To: conservativebabe
OMG - I would have been mortified!
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posted on
02/09/2006 8:43:03 AM PST
by
Millee
(The Constitution was meant for us to live under, not be paralyzed by, in the face of death. - Sowell)
To: Millee
Two words: Ross Perot.
:/
To: conservativebabe
LOL...I did this once years ago myself. In my particular situation, the hose had a disconnect about 7 feet from the nozzle. I noticed it when I got home a couple of blocks later. It's pretty embarrassing walking back into the store with a nozzle and about 7 feet of hose with you...oh well, it gave everyone a good laugh, and it never happened again.
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posted on
02/09/2006 8:43:41 AM PST
by
EX52D
(They say that anger is just love disappointed...)
To: Millee
I was. Let's just say, I ALWAYS check the sender now before sending e-mails! LOL! What an idiot I am !
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posted on
02/09/2006 8:44:21 AM PST
by
conservativebabe
("I came here to chew bubble gum and kick @ss, and I'm all out of bubble gum")
To: EX52D
ROFL! You actually took the hose back?!?!?! Haaaa, haaaa!
I have tears in my eyes!
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posted on
02/09/2006 8:45:41 AM PST
by
conservativebabe
("I came here to chew bubble gum and kick @ss, and I'm all out of bubble gum")
To: day10
I would have taunted my co-workers with it as I drank it lovingly.
But, that's just me! ;o)
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posted on
02/09/2006 8:45:48 AM PST
by
Millee
(The Constitution was meant for us to live under, not be paralyzed by, in the face of death. - Sowell)
To: conservativebabe
I sure did, it would have been on my conscience, and I'll do just about anything to give people a good laugh.
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posted on
02/09/2006 8:48:09 AM PST
by
EX52D
(They say that anger is just love disappointed...)
To: Millee; day10
I would have snuck a few drinks from that bad boy in the bathroom or something.
34
posted on
02/09/2006 8:48:39 AM PST
by
conservativebabe
("I came here to chew bubble gum and kick @ss, and I'm all out of bubble gum")
To: day10
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posted on
02/09/2006 8:49:53 AM PST
by
PaulaB
To: Millee
Another blonde moment:
In college, my best friend and I went to the same school and we had gone home for the weekend. I was supposed to pick her up on Monday morning to drive back to school (it was only a 2 hours drive). I was about half-way back, when I realized that I forgot to pick her up.
She got back later that day, after taking the bus. She was soooooo p!ssed at me. We laugh about it now.
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posted on
02/09/2006 8:51:13 AM PST
by
conservativebabe
("I came here to chew bubble gum and kick @ss, and I'm all out of bubble gum")
To: Millee; Dashing Dasher; najida
Aw, man I have so MANY! I'm a natural born klutz and I ALWAYS have an audience.
Like one morning at work a few years ago, I tripped over a power strip with a hot cup of coffee in my hand, fell, and the coffee went up all over my face, hair and the shoulders of the shirt I was wearing. AND it stung my face.
And yep...I had quite an audience for that one.
I had to go home to change clothes, wash my face and wash the coffee out of a large hank of my hair.
That's just one of many. (sigh...)
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posted on
02/09/2006 8:55:25 AM PST
by
Allegra
(Suffering from a Malady Known as "Troll Fatigue")
To: conservativebabe
Joke was on FIL from hell though, because my hubby happens to agree with me.True sign of a happy marriage, when you side with each other instead of your parents. Good for you both!
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posted on
02/09/2006 8:55:39 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Happy Fierce Allegiance Day!)
To: Allegra
You poor thing. That must have sucked.
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posted on
02/09/2006 8:56:38 AM PST
by
conservativebabe
("I came here to chew bubble gum and kick @ss, and I'm all out of bubble gum")
To: Millee; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; najida; PaulaB; EX52D; teenyelliott; peacebaby; ...
Many of you are already here - but I'd love to hear about your.... ahem... Blonde Moments....
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posted on
02/09/2006 8:56:43 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Happy Fierce Allegiance Day!)
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