Britney Spears's bunged up baby

Life Style Extra ^ | February 15, 2006

[beaversmom]

LIFE STYLE EXTRA (UK) - Britney Spears reportedly rushed her baby son to hospital - because he was constipated.

The pop babe is said to have panicked when four-month-old Sean Preston wouldn't stop wailing, and was terrified he was ill.

She called a bodyguard who drove her straight to Los Angeles' Malibu Urgent Care Centre.

But nurses at the clinic told the singer there was nothing wrong with the tot - he was just struggling to fill his nappy.

One nurse is quoted in Britain's Daily Star newspaper as saying: "It seems he was just straining to fill his diaper.

"We gave him a quick change and clean up and he was fine."

Less than half an hour later, Britney was seen sneaking out of a side door at the hospital.

She reportedly jumped over a wall into a waiting car, to avoid paparazzi, and was taken back to her plush mansion

One of the star's assistants collected Sean from the hospital.

Last night (14.02.06), friends of the singer denied her dramatic dash was to do with the baby, insisting Britney was suffering from stomach pains.

[FreedomCalls]

This is news and worthy of comment here how?

[satchmodog9]

If we ignore idiots like Spears and Dennis Rodman, they will eventually go away.

[Andy from Beaverton]

I thought the baby's name was Kevin Federline?

[JanetteS]

Is it possible to nominate a thread for "Biggest Waste of Bandwidth?" If so we have the number one candidate (and definitely the winner) right here.

[weegee]

"It seems he was just straining to fill his diaper."

[beaversmom]

I didn't realize everything posted at FR was of a serious/important nature. I post a variety of articles--some stupid, some human interest, some national, some political, some international.

[beaversmom]

LOL:)

[Knitting A Conundrum]

There is certainly a lot here posted that's not breaking news or heavy stuff...I mean, how would Slings and Arrows get the material for the "not a pinglist" list if there wasn't non-serious things posted? Much less what Xenalyte pings on, or what Pissant or Lazmataz like to post...

Thus we have general/chat.

My Vast Right Wing Knitting and Needlework Circle pinglist certainly is never anything seriously newsworthy, but we like it....

[HoustonCurmudgeon]

What a load.

[Knitting A Conundrum]

LOL!

[little jeremiah]

By replying to your perfectly teamed quote and graphic, I am revealing I actually clicked this thread!

I thought it meant she beat her kid up.

LOL! Dean just makes the jokes happen, he's a laff a minute.

[Zeppo]

"It seems he was just straining to fill his diaper. "We gave him a quick change and clean up and he was fine."

I've heard the same thing said about Harry Reid...

[Echo Talon]

Brittney,"Hey doc, my baby has a reeaallly reeally bad smell comming from it, i think his sick!" the doctor, "change his diaper and call me in the morning."

[JRios1968]

Well, we already knew Britney wasn't exactly Rocket Scientist material...this just confirms it.

Mike, think we can send this to Romey for Thursday's show? LOL

[FreedomCalls]

Perhaps I wasn't clear. My question was not about the propriety of posting it here at Free Republic, my question was as to how this made it into the news at all and how does it bring itself up to the level of discussion outside of the Federline family? It's the same level as a previous story breathlessly reporting that Britney had stinky feet on an airplane flight.

[Cedar]

Britney and hubby need to move back closer to her mom in Louisiana. Seems she needs help with her first baby.

[Knitting A Conundrum]

Because she's Britney and there's a market who wants to know if she burps, and paperazzi who like to make a living and will feed that market. Free enterprise at work.

[MikefromOhio]

LOL


it's already there :)

[Moleman]

Although in hindsight she overreacted, it's a motherly instinct to keep your children safe. I know when we had our first baby we sure didn't know everything.