"“Maintain silence in the presence of birth to save both the sanity of the mother and child..."
ROTFL and giving myself a hernia....
I certainly hope Tom is standing by her right hand when he tells her this while she pushes...remembering the height of the delivery table, she should be right at target.
I hope he makes the same mistake my ex did...putting his hand over her mouth. I bit the crap out of him, LOL!