[gate2wire]

"What, this? It's only a flesh wound."

[dfwgator]

The Hollywood Knights always one of my favorite movies.

"You know I've had this taste in my mouth before."
"Yeah, it does have a little wang to it."

"Lawrence. Lawrence of Arabia. He was an English guy. He came to fight the Turkish."

"VOOOOOOOO-LA-RE........."

"Turk did you come?"
"A little."

[Woman on Caroline Street]

This is Spinal Tap. The part where the 18 inch stonehenge-like blocks (they were supposed to be 18 feet) are lowered onto the stage and the little dwarves are dancing around them.

Or

"I don't know HOW many times I've told them, Spinal Tap first, THEN Puppet Show."

[Carlucci]

The funniest scene in a movie....

At the end of "The Blues Brothers", after they pay the tax-collector, all of a sudden you hear the sound of guns being cocked. They turn around, and the entire room is filled with dozens and dozens of cops, militia, and national guardsman, each with a weapon, and they are all trained point blank on Jake and Elwood.

The couldn't possibly have fit another person with a weapon into the room, that's how full it is. The entire scene only last a few seconds, but it is terrific.

For me, that one scene is the single funniest in any movie, ever.

[gate2wire]

C'mon over here and have some fun.

[La Enchiladita]

All of "Some Like It Hot" was hilarious!

Oh, I wish I could remember more but that is all for now!

[mrs. a]

The interview with the Sheriff in "Night of the Living Dead" -

"Yeah, they're dead, they're...all messed up."

[stylecouncilor]

[Fire_on_High]

This is gonna sound bad, but the whiteboard scene in the remake of Dawn of the Dead...no spoilers for anyone who hasn't seen it but it was waaaay funny to see so many libs get what they deserved.

[hattend]

Puking scene in "Team America"

[usmcobra]

Easily the greatest passing gas scene ever put onto celluloid,
The rest of the movie is not too great but that one scene makes the film.

[Mr. Blonde]

5. The opening car ride in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
4. Vince Vaughn getting some under the table attention at dinner in Wedding Crashers.
3. Ronnie Dobbs trying to make his ex-wife jealous of his new girlfriend in Run Ronnie Run
2. The poker scene where the other guys find out Andy is a virgin in The 40 Year Old Virgin
1. Walter explaining that Jesus Quintana is a pederast, and then Jesus coming up and talking trash in The Big Lebowski (really any scene from that movie could go here)

[RightOnTheLeftCoast]

Those of you who haven't seen "Rat Race" really oughta give it a try. It has some absolutely side-splitting scenes... the Squirrel Lady... the monster truck show... the heart scene... and the "Barbie Museum" nearly had me busting an artery.