It is usually my style to just include random quotes on a page like this. So I will, but first a few other little details.

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now the quotes
Vince: Johnny Depp's got the kinda career I want. Eric: Johhny Depp did "Pirates of the Caribbean". And if I'm not mistaken, he wore a swashbuckling costume and carried a sword. Turtle: Yeah, but he already dresses like that in real life, though.

I can only express puzzlement, which borders on alarm. --Sin City

I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it. --A Fistful of Dollars

I hate to advocate drugs or liquor, violence, insanity to anyone. But in my case it's worked. --Where the Buffalo Roam

Yea, that could've been it. Could've been the soft mattress or it could've been the midnight rape. Or the nude gay art show that took place in my room. One of those probably added to the lack of sleep.--Wedding Crashers

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and it is frowned upon in most societies. --Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

I dated this girl for a while... she was really a... nasty freak. She just loved to... get down with... sex all the time. It was like... anytime of day... she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! cool!" --The 40 Year Old Virgin

"What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law. "
Smokey and the Bandit

More to come later.