It already is a Minority report...she would be truthful (something anathema to libs) if she named it Minority Report.
God created Scientologists so that Jehovah's Witnesses would have somebody to laugh at.
If you have a friend or loved one who is susceptible to following a false religion, I think you should steer them in the direction of Scientology rather than islam or JH - or even modern American Episcopalianism. Why? Because when the time comes that they have to account to God and they start explaining their Scientology beliefs, God will be laughing so hard that maybe He'll forget to punish them.
Just when you thought she wasn't fcuked-up enough.