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A 1001 thanks to you glorious Comrades at The People's Cube and at BurquaBarn!

These new BurquBarn burquas are the perfect attire for my mail order bride from the Czech republik. Since the unforgivable fall of the Berlin Wall, my new Czech wife has been brainwashed with evil and decadent Western customs and notions of modernity.

My woman is now wearing these magnificent burquas while also re-connecting with her traditional roots of womanhood. These new burquas by BurqaBarn has also allowed me to devise a new use for my woman's old wardrobe of dresses, skirts, blouses, jeans and lingere.

I now use her promiscuous decadent wardrobe to bag up our garbage for transport to my curb for eventual pick-up by my city's glorious People's Trash Collection Bureau. This is a very welcome relief since the garbage has been piling up around our quiet little domicile.

Thank you again Comrades for permitting my wife and I to discover this new frontier of marital bliss.

Sincerely,

Ali Ashkar

1 posted on 05/06/2006 10:15:27 AM PDT by DogByte6RER
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To: DogByte6RER

Where are the model's pics?


2 posted on 05/06/2006 10:16:32 AM PDT by needlenose_neely
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To: DogByte6RER; needlenose_neely
How about the 2006 Patriotic Burka?


6 posted on 05/07/2006 10:24:49 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Learning to shrug is the beginning of wisdom)
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To: DogByte6RER

Gasp! Laughing too hard...this was one of the funniest things I have seen in many a long day! Already sent to my friends and relations. Thanks for posting!


7 posted on 05/07/2006 10:28:08 AM PDT by livius
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