"All across America, people are eyeing their stock portfolios. Recent market activity threatens to cross a threshold which many were confident would never be reached. But now that confidence has been shattered. Dan Smith, a short-seller in Minneapolis had this to say: "I'm worried that my life is about to be ruined. Every penny I have is tied up in the market, and the way things are going, I think I'm going to lose my shirt."
LOL!! Be careful, if they spot that kind of writing, they might send someone out to recruit you.
Here's another sample:
All across America, day traders and other market watchers bought up all the rope available at Home Depot in anticipation of a new high on the Dow.