To: angcat
Just put a gun on the table, as a background decoration! Just kidding, Tell him you will break his legs if he does not behave and I would not let him drive her to the prom. Don't they take Limo's?Our daughter and her date are taking a stretch limo that they rented with 5 other couples. It's a big relief for us that none of those kids are driving. Besides, it will be like a big party for them. No alcohol is allowed in the limo.
On another note- Husband likes to invite the boyfriend(s) over when we castrate the bull calves. Leaves a lasting impression. Especially when the dog eats the 'nads in front of them!
63 posted on
05/13/2006 7:20:08 AM PDT by
MJemison
To: MJemison
LOL
Limo is the best idea. I have six more years and then I shall be a mighty wreck. I am going to probably follow the limo or have to be sedated.
71 posted on
05/13/2006 7:26:26 AM PDT by
angcat
(("Bin Laden shows others the road to Paradise, but never offers to go along for the ride." GWB))
To: MJemison
On another note- Husband likes to invite the boyfriend(s) over when we castrate the bull calves. Leaves a lasting impression. Especially when the dog eats the 'nads in front of them!We have a winner!!
84 posted on
05/13/2006 7:43:44 AM PDT by
dukeman
To: MJemison
On another note- Husband likes to invite the boyfriend(s) over when we castrate the bull calves. Leaves a lasting impression. Especially when the dog eats the 'nads in front of them!LOL! Wish we still raised cattle, if only for that!
93 posted on
05/13/2006 7:53:17 AM PDT by
mtbopfuyn
(I think the border is kind of an artificial barrier - San Antonio councilwoman Patti Radle)
To: MJemison
On another note- Husband likes to invite the boyfriend(s) over when we castrate the bull calves. Leaves a lasting impression. Especially when the dog eats the 'nads in front of them! That does sound even more impressive than the shotgun technique. Oh boy does it! However it's not applicable to the vast majority of fathers who don't live on farms or ranches, and wouldn't have a clue how to go about castrating the bull calves if they had any. (Or would have the stomach for it).
These days the same might be true of having a shotgun, but you can run down to WalMart, or the local pawn shop, and buy a cheap one as a prop.
107 posted on
05/13/2006 8:39:03 AM PDT by
El Gato
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