I have three sons, so I may be the wrong guy to give advice, but I have to neices who are reaching dating age. After discussions I've had with my brother, I would recommend you just kill him when he shows up, bury him in the back yard and, if the car's that great, paint it and put it in the garage.
A teenage boy? He'll never be missed by anyone including his own parents.
I don't know why I'm laughing since I have a son and a daughter!!! But LOLOLOLOL
"A teenage boy? He'll never be missed by anyone including his own parents."
Speak for yourself. I happen to have a very respectable and courteous son who will be reaching the dating age very soon. He gets these qualities from his father and any half way decent girl would be lucky to even date him! From what I've seen though...it's the girls who are the problem today, and it is they who should worry about moms like me!
ROTFL! Best laugh I have had in a loooong time!