My wife bought me the Angels and Demons audiobook for a long trip. It was putrid.
I didn't get past page 86 of The Da Vinci Code.
No more Dan Brown for me!
I glanced at The Da Vinci Code in a book store just to gauge the prose. I was duly confronted with setences like "She was so surprised that she made a call from her cellular phone." He's a terrible writer.