If I lie, my nose will grow.
You are sufficiently imaginative to produce several rollicking volumes of bawdy business, which in turn, produce lots of fun for those of us who like er...gadgets.*smirk*
No, no! I've reformed. I haven't written anything like that for months now.
Now it is all sweetness and light, and piracy, and kidnapping and dragons belching fire and ...
See? Totally innocuous.