I'm here to breathe some life into it. ;o]
CPR? ;)
The offerings have been surveyed, the new home has been chosen, the deeds have been drawn up and singed, the signs pointing the way are prepared, the locks re-keyed, the tax table packed away; everything is in place for us to take possession of our new Undead Thread home...
...but the movers are lost somewhere on their way here.
(Yes, I said "singed." Call it a little pre-burning of the mortgage.)