That is too funny. I almost spit coffee when I read that mine came up Count Suckula. Darn glad I wont be spending time in prison. Also, guess I wont be getting my prison name tattooed on my neck either. /h
If you want a good motivator to stay our of Prison is to go the NC department of Corrections website and do an inmate search, then check out the pictures.
There is guy who's in for life for murder who is 2 years younger than me, who looks 15 years older than me now.
That's enough to keep me out of trouble.