Posted on 05/31/2006 7:11:36 AM PDT by Millee
Charlie Sheen has slept with a lot of women, enough for let's say, "Two and a Half Men."
The sitcom star lands on Maxim magazine's Top 10 "Living Sex Legends" list having allegedly done the deed with 5,000 women.
Sheen, 40, is currently going through a messy divorce with one of those ladies, wife-actress Denise Richards. Among the many reasons -- drug use, alcoholism, violence -- she's divorcing the horndog is his constant infidelity, addiction to what appears to be underage porn and frequent dealings with prostitutes. Hey, if you have to pay them to sleep with you, doesn't that invalidate your total number of conquests?
Surprisingly, the top lothario isn't anyone rich or famous (until now) at all. The men's magazine claims that lowly Venetian hotel porter Umberto Billo has charmed 8,000 women to his bed. "They crossed oceans to see me," he boasts. While guest satisfaction is the randy Italian's trademark, his work ethic isn't. Maxim reports that he has been fired after getting it on took precedence over his paid duties.
"Sometimes he was too exhausted to carry the guests' luggage," says his ex-boss.
Nevertheless, he still can't touch the late Wilt Chamberlain's title: 20,000 women.
The full Top 10 list of "Living Sex Legends" follows:
10. Bill Wyman (Rolling Stones bassist) - 1,000 9. Earvin (Magic) Johnson (basketball star) - 1,000 8. Lemmy Kilmister (Motorhead frontman) - 1,200 7. Jack Nicholson (actor) - 2,000 6. Ilie Nastase (tennis star) - 2,500 5. Engelbert Humperdinck (singer) - 3,000 4. Julio Iglesias (singer) - 3,000 3. Gene Simmons (Kiss frontman) - 4,600 2. Charlie Sheen (actor) - 5,000 1. Umberto Billo (Venetian hotel porter) - 8,000
Do NOT shake hands with the following ping...
Bill Clinton must be sad
How many of these women had abortions?
These jokes just write themselves...
Gene Simmons. Isn't that rather like having sex with a corpse?
CBS is a gutter network for still employing Sheen. My wife and I won't watch his show anymore after it came out he watches kiddie porn. And it's even sicker because there's a small boy on that show.
Who would leave their son alone with that creep?
Hiv positve Majic'sJohnson
It's a prison for these guys. Always on to the next conquest, never satisfied, constantly on the lookout for a potential receptical for their egos.
Seriously??????? I never heard that. What a pig!!
so how does one keep track how many? I can barely keep track of the LAST time.
Henderson wrote in his book that Jones would have five at a time on his bed.
Piker.
Did you read the article posted here?
"Among the many reasons -- drug use, alcoholism, violence -- she's divorcing the horndog is his constant infidelity, addiction to what appears to be underage porn ....."
-- she's divorcing the horndog is his constant infidelity, addiction to what appears to be underage porn and frequent dealings with prostitutes.
Motorhead Rules!!!
If he had any kiddie porn the cops would have jumped on it big time so I don't buy it
The "Wild Things" actress also claims Sheen frightened her with grisly photos of O.J. Simpson's slain wife, Nicole Brown Simpson. Richards also provided the court with transcripts of six F-word-laced phone messages from Sheen in which he referred to her as a "pregnant c—."
Geez, what a charmer. :-|
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