Posted on 06/10/2006 11:58:00 AM PDT by Maceman
So I'm in my home office while my 7-year old and a friend are watching cartoons on Nickelodeon on TV in another room.
I can hear the TV.
All of a sudden, I hear Bill Clinton's voice (I'm paraphrasing): "Before I became President of the United States, I was a kid once. That's why I'm here to tell you that my foundation is partnering with the American Heart Association and Nickelodeon to tell you the importance of a healthy diet."
He then goes on about healthy eating.
Being in another room, I couldn't immediately get to the remote to hit the mute button, as is my wont whenever his odious voice oozes through the airwaves in my otherwise comfortable environment.
Now I'm thinking that my kid is going to be seeing Bill Clinton's puss and hearing that voice all the time.
But she knows him as the guy who Hillary Clinton slaps on the Jib-Jab parodies, and who sings: "This land is your land, this land is my land, and I just sold it, to a guy from Thailand" on the Rush website.
In case anybody cares, we really don't need any help from Bill Clinton in teaching our child how to eat.
It's not enough that he is already enshrined as a role model for lubricious adolescents everywhere.
Now all of a sudden he wants to be a role model for our pre-pubescent kids.
Feel better now?
:)
Kill your TV, especially children's programming, it ALL sucks.
Clinton should not be trusted with children.
There was a caller on Rush the other day discussing that maybe Rush ought to produce some cartoons for the young skulls full of mush.
Tell the kids they have a better chance of avoiding a lot of future health conditions if they turn the TV off and go outside and play. :)
Klintoon is certainly not someone to look up to or admire. He shouldn't be allowed around females at all. Instead he should be registered as a sex offender.
Your kids could be scarred for life. I'm pretty sure I have PTSD after the clintoon presidency. For a long time, whenever I heard the words "the President" on TV, I would cringe. Then when I remembered it the clintoons were out of the White House everything would be OK until the next time I heard those words.
Tell your kid that the Clintons are like the Pixies (from Fairly Odd Parents) and shouldn't be trusted.
I'm surprised Clinton didn't point out that having sex is an excellent way to burn calories.
I agree. I just killed my cable last week. I never watch the thing, anyway.
I would also like to thank President Bush for keeping him in the limelight...NOT!
Chill out.
Tubby Clinton that had heart surgery??? How low can these people stoop???
It's been pouring rain all day here :-(
Thanks. I needed that.
I'm feeling better now.
BTW, it's still raining in dennisport.
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