GREATEST MOVIE LINE EVER!!!

[MarkeyD]

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

[KosmicKitty]

Leave the gun, take the canolis

[Don'tMessWithTexas]

Greatest Movie Line Ever:

Here's looking at you kid.

Casablanca

[Pietro]

Francis: My name is Psycho, anybody calls me Francis, I'll kill 'em.

Sarge: Lighten up Francis.

Stripes

Also from Stripes; John Candy: I wanta be a lean mean fightin' machine

[Mase]

Christmas Vacation:

Eddie: I don't know if I oughta go sailin' down no hill with nothin' between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.
Clark: Do you really think it matters, Eddie?

[Eddie, in the driveway, is draining the RV's toilet]
Eddie: Shitter was full!

[fredhead]

Colonel: "Major, what was your previous assignment?"
Major: "Came here from Supply, sir."
Colonel: "Were you good at it?"
Major: "Yes, sir!"
Colonel: "Then go back to it, cause you're a walking clusterf**k as an infantry officer!!"

My favorite line fron "Heartbreak Ridge", and Clint didn't say it.

[fredhead]

"You do know how to whistle, don't you Steve? You just put your lips together and blow."

(To Have and Have Not)

That scene always makes me hot.

[Mr. Blonde]

Since we already have several Raising Arizona quotes I'm going to have to branch out to The Big Lebowski. Of course the problem with it is that most of the funniest lines are not FR safe.

My father's weakness is vanity, hence the slut.

Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.

Those are two of my favorites that don't involve heavy editing.

[Starter]

"You should not drink and bake."

Arnie - "Raw Deal"

[linda_22003]

Reminds me of the line from "Sideways", after Miles comes back to the restaurant table after a drunken, maudlin call to his ex-wife:

"Miles, did you drink and dial again?"

[Mr. Blonde]

Drunk dialing is bad, but drunk texting is much worse. Instead of a story you get to see proof of you idiocy. :)

[Lazamataz]

GREATEST MOVIE LINE EVER!!!

They mostly come out at night.

Mostly.

[AbeKrieger]

Agent Fleming: Bork, you're a federal agent! You represent the United States Government! Never end a sentence with a preposition.

[BeHoldAPaleHorse]

My personal favorite was from a trailer for Jarhead:

"There is no such thing as free speech. You must pay for everything you say."

[kidd]

Band of Brothers:

1.
Lieutenant Speirs: We're all scared. You hid in that ditch because you think there's still hope. But Blithe, the only hope you have is to accept the fact that you're already dead. And the sooner you accept that, the sooner you'll be able to function as a soldier is supposed to function. Without mercy. Without compassion. Without remorse. All war depends on it.

2.
Lieutenant: The Germans are going to cut off the roads to Bastogne. You'll be surrounded sir.
Winters: We're paratroopers, Lieutenant. We're supposed to be surrounded.

[Finny]

Llallo. Ya-yo.

[marine86297]

"Do the chickens have large talons?"

"You ever take it off any sweet jumps?"

"Back in 1984, I could throw a football a quarter mile!"

"Yer mom goes to college"

"There's alotta things you don't know about grandma"

Napoleon Dynaymite

Sweeeeeet!

[marine86297]

"Killin,...what do you know bout killin?"

Tom Berenger to Charlie Sheen in "Platoon"


Full Metal Jacket is full of some greats too, but I don't even want to get started.

Semper Fidelis

[bruin66]

"Nobody, but nobody, puts ketchup on hot dogs." Dirty Harry in Sudden Impact.

[Lee'sGhost]

Not a line in a movie, but I've learned it is also not wise to drink and text.