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Possibly intoxicated pelican runs into windshield
AP on Bakersfield Californian ^
| 6/24/06
| AP
Posted on 06/24/2006 9:45:51 AM PDT by NormsRevenge
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To: NormsRevenge
Am I the first?!
BUSH'S FAULT!!
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posted on
06/24/2006 9:49:51 AM PDT
by
RandallFlagg
(Roll your own cigarettes! You'll save $$$ and smoke less!(Magnetic bumper stickers-click my name)
To: RandallFlagg
"said the bird was probably intoxicated by a chemical in the water."
Wanna bet how long 'til Ted Kennedy gets there?
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posted on
06/24/2006 10:11:22 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(And don't forget my Dog; fixed and consequent)
To: NormsRevenge
To: NormsRevenge; patton
kinda like the "birdie go splat" story
from our trip to the reunion in pa, huh?
wonder what they serve those highway
birdies in pa? ;)
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posted on
06/24/2006 10:20:41 AM PDT
by
leda
(Life is always what you make it!)
To: NormsRevenge
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posted on
06/24/2006 10:39:06 AM PDT
by
sully777
(wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
To: leda
FRom algae, wow
PondScum Brew
Don't Drink and Fly
To: martin_fierro
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posted on
06/24/2006 10:41:52 AM PDT
by
sully777
(wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
To: NormsRevenge
He just came from a week long Pelican Rock Fest. He was half deaf!!
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posted on
06/24/2006 10:43:29 AM PDT
by
Sacajaweau
(God Bless Our Troops!!)
To: NormsRevenge
musta been some kind of concoction!
this huge bird flew smack into our
windshield while we drove up the
highway to a reunion in pa. all our
son, who was about 4yrs at the time,
could talk about once we got there
was how the "birdie went splat" on
the window. lol!
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posted on
06/24/2006 10:44:02 AM PDT
by
leda
(Life is always what you make it!)
To: NormsRevenge
>A California brown pelican flew through the windshield of a motorist on the Pacific Coast Highway in Orange County Thursday
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Okay, let me see . . . Birds attack school kids? Horror. Birds attack family
in their living room? Okay, suspense and horror. Birds attack sexy
proto-Paris type in a dark attic? Freaky kinky and horror.
A drunk pelican in a random motor car? It's just not drama . . .
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To: Xenalyte; Miss Behave; Gabz; xsmommy; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
A bush the in the hand is worth a goose in the bottom ...
A hand in the bird is worth a bush in the hand?
A bush on a bird worth pellooking into?
The pelican's goose was cooked when it got a drink in the bird.
Any worth pelickin' in public is worth pelicking in privates.
He should get the bill for indecent intoxicated flying in pubic.
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posted on
06/24/2006 10:49:00 AM PDT
by
Robert A Cook PE
(I can only donate monthly, but Hillary's ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
To: NormsRevenge
Reminds me of a beer slogan for Olympia Beer:
"It's the Water"
To: NormsRevenge
"The pelican needed surgery for a broken foot, and also had a gash on its pouch."
Fifty years ago, you would have never read the above....
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posted on
06/24/2006 10:51:42 AM PDT
by
dakine
To: leda
LOL.. I bet that got your son's attention.
This would help explain the Birds movie plot,, a lot of stuff comes together and fermentation happens.
Its a good thing Im not a home brewer.
To: Robert A. Cook, PE
He should get the bill for indecent intoxicated flying in pubic. You should get a fine for FReeping while intoxicated..........
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posted on
06/24/2006 10:53:26 AM PDT
by
Gabz
(Proud to be a WalMartian --- beep)
To: doug from upland
one more thing to keep an eye out for ..
Anthony 'Pelican'o hic ping
To: NormsRevenge
aw heck it got everyone at the reunions attention ;)
we had a friend in michigan who brewed his own beer.
not something i'd dabble in either. it seemed like
a pretty high maintenance "hobby".
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posted on
06/24/2006 10:55:54 AM PDT
by
leda
(Life is always what you make it!)
To: dakine
uhh, tastes just like chicken.
Nyyaaahh ,, I din't say that.
the pelican was half stewed tho. hate to waste it.
payback for all the fish they eat.. ;-)
To: NormsRevenge; doug from upland; Gabz
How many can can a pelican-can if a pelican could can can-cans?
Gabz is fishin' fer a answer .....
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posted on
06/24/2006 10:58:50 AM PDT
by
Robert A Cook PE
(I can only donate monthly, but Hillary's ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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