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Awkward moments abound in penis pump trial (TRY IF YOU CAN, FROM NOT LAUGHING HISTERICALLY)
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| June 28, 2006
| SHAUN SCHAFER
Posted on 06/29/2006 12:45:04 PM PDT by seasoned traditionalist
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To: seasoned traditionalist
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posted on
06/29/2006 12:58:11 PM PDT
by
clamper1797
(CAPITAL LETTERS SUGGEST SOME IMBALANCE IN THE MIND OF THEIR EMPLOYER.)
To: seasoned traditionalist
Swedish-made penis enlargement pumps, they're not my bag, baby !!
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posted on
06/29/2006 12:58:28 PM PDT
by
Salgak
(Acme Lasers presents: The Energizer Border: I dare you to try and cross it. . .)
To: seasoned traditionalist
He's probably going to get a stiff sentence for this
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posted on
06/29/2006 12:59:28 PM PDT
by
clamper1797
(CAPITAL LETTERS SUGGEST SOME IMBALANCE IN THE MIND OF THEIR EMPLOYER.)
To: seasoned traditionalist
This is a fun thread ... I hope it doesn't peter out
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posted on
06/29/2006 1:01:48 PM PDT
by
clamper1797
(CAPITAL LETTERS SUGGEST SOME IMBALANCE IN THE MIND OF THEIR EMPLOYER.)
To: seasoned traditionalist
Was it one of these ???
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posted on
06/29/2006 1:02:17 PM PDT
by
Salgak
(Acme Lasers presents: The Energizer Border: I dare you to try and cross it. . .)
To: PBRSTREETGANG
BREAKING
THIS JUST IN -
X42 and Al Gore have each rushed to file their own
Amicus Briefs supporting the Defendant,
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posted on
06/29/2006 1:02:44 PM PDT
by
Diogenesis
(Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum)
To: seasoned traditionalist
What case was the good judge trying when he committed his transgression? A stock fraud case of pump and dump?
To: seasoned traditionalist
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posted on
06/29/2006 1:07:01 PM PDT
by
posterchild
(Fresh out of compassion. How about some limited government?)
To: humblegunner; Xenalyte; Allegra; Hap; Bacon Man; Flyer; pax_et_bonum
His lawyer has things well in hand. "This will never stand up in a court of law", barked the arngy barrister.
Clearly these are hard times, but it is not time to go soft on these crimes.
The jury while pumped up by the evidence, seemed to be groping for a firmer understanding of the fine points. The foreman, Mr. Johnson, was content with the bare facts, while others stuggled to get a grip on things.
The defendant appeared flaccid, uh placid, as he sat behind the great table. "Justice will come eventually", he said.
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posted on
06/29/2006 1:10:17 PM PDT
by
NonLinear
(He's dead, Jim)
To: TommyDale; Perdogg; humblegunner; Allegra; Bacon Man; Hap; Flyer; Froufrou
This is my favorite story of ALL TIME.
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posted on
06/29/2006 1:19:17 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(I want you to remember this face. This is the guy behind the guy behind the guy.)
To: Xenalyte
Ginsburg: "Like the terrorists today, we'll get him off when he gets here."
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posted on
06/29/2006 1:21:35 PM PDT
by
Diogenesis
(Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum)
To: Xenalyte
Thompson took the stand in his own defense, saying the device was a gag gift from a longtime friend with whom he had joked about erectile dysfunction. He said he kept the pump under the bench or in his office but didn't use it.
Well there you go, right there he lied! Wonder how he explained this little 'gag' gift to his wife...?
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posted on
06/29/2006 1:23:42 PM PDT
by
Froufrou
To: posterchild
"I did hear that the judge kept falling asleep after he yelled out the judgement."
Someone else said that, for no apparent reason, he had sudden urge to have smoke!
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posted on
06/29/2006 1:24:22 PM PDT
by
Bigh4u2
(Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
To: Bigh4u2
"Someone else said that, for no apparent reason, he had sudden urge to have smoke! "
He had A sudden urge to have A smoke!
My brain must be against "A's" today!
LOL!
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posted on
06/29/2006 1:28:10 PM PDT
by
Bigh4u2
(Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
To: Diogenesis
Bill Clinton says, "I firmly endorse the penis pump!"
To: Diogenesis
Phoneys. Too bad that pic of Dick Cheney is banned on FR.
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posted on
06/29/2006 2:01:15 PM PDT
by
cyborg
(then comes baby in the baby carriage)
To: seasoned traditionalist
In his bid for the supreme court he thought is was an erection, not election.
To: 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten; All
The replies are almost as good as the story.
So to add my own little retort: "Can't wait to see whether he gets convicted, or 'get's off'?"
As for your question: "What case was the good judge trying when he committed his transgression? A stock fraud case of pump and dump?"
"Thompson's former court reporter, Lisa Foster, wiped away tears as she described tracing an unfamiliar "sh-sh" in the courtroom to her boss. She testified that between 2001 and 2003 she saw Thompson expose himself at least 15 times.
"I was really shocked and I was kind of scared because it was so bizarre," said Foster.
She testified that during a trial in 2002, she heard the pump during the emotional testimony of a murdered toddler's grandfather.
The grandfather "was getting real teary-eyed, and the judge was up there pumping on that pump," she said. "It was sickening."
I can only wonder if Foster's tears were that of sorrow or of laughter?
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posted on
06/29/2006 3:41:06 PM PDT
by
seasoned traditionalist
(ALL MUSLIMS ARE NOT TERRORISTS, BUT ALL TERRORISTS ARE MUSLIMS)
To: Bigh4u2
Stuff like this just doesn't happen in a vacuum.
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posted on
06/29/2006 4:38:56 PM PDT
by
posterchild
(Fresh out of compassion. How about some limited government?)
To: seasoned traditionalist
Sh-Sh.
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