Albert: Men smearrrr...OMG! (Upset) I pierced the toast.
Armand: That's okay--the important thing is not to go to pieces when that happens.
Another funny line is during the end credits. A trannie looks across the aisle of the wedding chapel and then whispers to his/her friend "Bob Dole is HOT!".
Lol!
One of the conservative old ladies looking at Armand and Albert in the church: "Which one's the mother."
Gene Hackman is great in it playing the conservative Sen. Keeley.
"I need more candy."
Hank Azaria as Agador Spartacus
"What's the matter? Eez my Guatemalaness too maash for ju?"
"May I take jur coat, as usual... or... for the first time."
"Agador, can you cook?" "Jur father seems to theenk so."