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Here are some of the quotes from "Top Secret"

Cedric:
"Do you know any good white basketball players?"
Blindman:
"There are no good white basketball players my friend!"

Hillary:
"Who do you favor in the Virginia Slims Tournament?"
Blindman:
"In women's tennis I always root against the heterosexual."

Hillary:
"My uncle was born in America."
Nick:
"Oh, Really?"
Hillary:
"But he was one of the lucky ones. He managed to escape in a balloon during the Jimmy Carter presidency."

Von Horst: (picking up the phone)
"It is the hospital meine General."
General Streck: (taking the phone)
"What is the condition of Sergent Krugger? Yes... I see... Well, let me know if there is any change in his condition."
General Streck: (talking to people in the room)
"He's dead!"
General Streck talking to Nick.
General Streck:
"Your friend (Martin) didn't realize that here in East Germany we use 220 Volts current. He was found in his hotel room impaled on a large electrical device. Our surgeon did what they could but it took them 2 hours just to get the smile off his face."

Von Horst:
"They're still working on him. They've tried everything. He won't break. Do you want me to bring out the Leroy Neiman paintings?"
General Streck:
"No, we cannot risk violating the Geneva convention."

Dr. Flammond:
"A year ago, I was close to perfecting the first magnetic desalinization process. So revolutionary, it was capable of removing the salt of over 500 million gallons of sea water a day. Do you realize what that could mean to the starving nations of the earth."
Nick:
"Wow, they would have enough salt to last them forever."