[isthisnickcool]

AH HA! The cop was a Jew! Mel can smell them a mile away! They control everything. You know the thing back when they changed the size of the amount of water in the toilets? Who's idea was that? A Jew! They control all the toilets in the world! Or, how about the time they killed Jesus? Who did that? Jews! They can see you from inside your computer and have access to sensors in the waistband of your underwear too so they know when you go to the bathroom and use the Jew toilet. /barfing sarcasm off

[Dark Skies]

lol!

[Alexander Rubin]

roflmao

Yeah...I'm still waiting to be cut a cheque from the massive, worldwide Zionist banking conspiracy. Then I could do away with this meddlesome business of, you know, having to work.

Dammit! I paid my dues and sacrificed some babies for oil, or orgon lasers or whatever the latest conspiracy is! Where's my cheque?

/sarc

[kenavi]

That "Sugar-tits" police officer was also a provocation. Didn't a lot of women criticize "What Women Want"? And wasn't that directed by Nancy Meyers, another Chew ("Private Benjamin")?

The poor guy is surrounded by Jews and Women, no wonder he made "Conspiracy Theory".