[tdewey10]

Bush's fault?

[keithtoo]

He must have sloooooooooooooooow reflexes.

[CJ Wolf]

turtle tag is a dangerous game.

[martin_fierro]

"D00d, I pwn j00 now!"

[vetvetdoug]

Can you imagine the embarrassment in heaven?
1st Man: Hey Dude, how'd you get here?
2nd Man: Oh, a Great White Shark ate me whole!
1st Man: And how about you?
3rd Man: A crock snatched me right out of the boat and ate me whole.
1st Man: How about you?
4th Man: A turtle grabbed me and swam with me until I drowned...

[guitar4jesus]

Guess it's time to turn the lights back on!

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Man Missing After Pulled Into Ocean By Turtle

[frithguild]

[pillut48]

[llevrok]

"yet another case of what is happening due to global warming." - A. Gore

[Jeff Chandler]

I hate it when that happens.

[chris_ab]

The Leatherback Sea Turtle (Dermochelys coriacea) is the biggest of all living turtles, reaching a length of over 2.7 m (8 ft) and weight of 900 kg (1,500 lb).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leatherback_Sea_Turtle

[billhilly]

You can't teach turtles to heel.

[mrs. a]

Must have been a University of Maryland Terrapin.

Go Terps - Fear the Turtle!

[Rastus]

I guess he wasn't turtle enough for their Turtle Club. Turtle! Turtle!