Psycho killer raccoons terrorize Olympia

Associated Press ^ | 08/22/06

[Slings and Arrows]

You really ought to get that growth on your groin looked at.

[HairOfTheDog]

But we're allowed to carry and use firearms here ;-p

As we are in Olympia. That doesn't mean it's always smart or responsible to hunt in the middle of town.

[Dark Skies]

I think we need be careful not to tar the "moderate" raccoons with the fascist brush.

The moderates can be helpful in identifying the extremists...

[HairOfTheDog]

Hate them if you wish, but for them, it's not personal. :~)

I like raccoons, they're a cool animal, but I wouldn't encourage them to become tame, they aren't. It's only when people get confused about what they are that we get hurt.

[Concho]

What does smart or responsible have to do with anything when you are being TERRORIZED by PSYCHO KILLER RACCONS?

[Ramius]

Sorry... but I didn't accuse you of anything.

[Slings and Arrows]

[2Jedismom]

They look like stew to me.

;-)

[MaryFromMichigan]

It sure looks real.

[Calpernia]

Patch options include:

- behavior modification - flooding - huricane settings - blizzards - voting machines counts - political contribution transfers - Cuban cigars importations - gas and gold price adjustments.

More updates soon!

[alice_in_bubbaland]

Sounds like these raccoons might have rabies.

I've got a crazy raccoon who comes up on the deck at night to take the rocks out of my terracotta fountain. Every morning I have to put them back in. The stupid animal is probably trying to find fish.

Add that to squirrels after my Hibiscus plant leaves, opossums in my grill grease pan, deer eating my sunflowers, & chipmunks eating my cherry tomatoes! A plethora of wildlife I tell ya! Oh well, that's country life!

[RockinRight]

Ever see the movie UHF?

[HairOfTheDog]

What does smart or responsible have to do with anything when you are being TERRORIZED by PSYCHO KILLER RACCONS?

No kidding God HELP US! ~throws hands in the air and runs in circles!~

Unbelievable headline, you're right. Is it real? I didn't check the source.

[from occupied ga]

They're urban raccoons, and they're not afraid

They're really african killer raccoons.

[brothers4thID]

OMG
I am going to need therapy.

[Blueflag]

Yep. Ethylene Glycol is an effective mammalian toxin. But so is rat poision. Neither way causes a 'pleasant' death.

I think the other guy was just pointing out that anti-freeze is an accidental blind-er and killer of dogs, not that YOU do it. Not to worry.

[Calpernia]

Mind have been these guys:

[Marius3188]

This is the best post ever!!!

[Dumpster Baby]

And then the Bush-Rove Hurricane Generatortm Version 3.0 will be operational.

It was down for the addition of a new digital clock display:

[Calpernia]

LOL!