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Boy Charged For Meowing At Neighbor Lady
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| August 23, 2006
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Posted on 08/23/2006 11:49:41 AM PDT by ShadowDancer
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To: Constitution Day
Have you ever told that to a cat?
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posted on
08/23/2006 12:28:45 PM PDT
by
mom4kittys
(If velvet could sing, it would sound like Josh Groban)
To: Xenalyte
My favorite one to trot out was "Moooooom! He's not touching me! Make him stop!" when my brother would poke at me and get about half an inch from me. Rereading that as an adult, I have NO idea what I wanted Mom to do.
"Touch your sister right this instant, young man!"
Ew. I detect some therapy resulting from that one.
102
posted on
08/23/2006 12:31:58 PM PDT
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: Hillarys Gate Cult
103
posted on
08/23/2006 12:32:00 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(No movie shall triumph over "Snakes on a Plane.")
To: ccmay
"22 snake shot is very good for this purpose."
My bb gun is a pump. 2 pumps for cats, 3 for dogs, bump up the pumps for return visitors. Although I do live outside of city limits and do have a 22, I don't want the neighbors knowing what I'm up to or they would all be up in arms about it. I want their pets to know. BB guns are quite and the ammo is very cheap.
To: Dixie Yooper
105
posted on
08/23/2006 12:35:00 PM PDT
by
mom4kittys
(If velvet could sing, it would sound like Josh Groban)
To: ShadowDancer
Meowing is too good. I would have hissed at her.
106
posted on
08/23/2006 12:36:51 PM PDT
by
beef
(Who Killed Kennewick Man?)
To: mom4kittys
No, but my Havahart traps have on our farm.
To: ShadowDancer
If this happened in my day (70's) the last thing this woman would have had to worry about was a kid saying "meow." Come on kids, get creative with your revenge.
We had an old lady in our neighborhood who had the deserved moniker of "Granny Grouch". Last thing I recall someone doing to tick her off was when a local hooligan put an apple in the exhaust pipe of the neighbor's car directly across the street from her house. It exploded up against her house and an explosion was heard for miles. What a hoot. Old ladies like this are ENTERTAINMENT for a teenaged boy. Come on!!
108
posted on
08/23/2006 12:37:44 PM PDT
by
subterfuge
(If Liberals hated terrorists like they hate Bush the war would be over by now)
To: Red Badger
Well, "catty" at least has the requisite "C" and "T..."
109
posted on
08/23/2006 12:38:49 PM PDT
by
Malacoda
(The Posting Police need an enema.)
To: Blogger
110
posted on
08/23/2006 12:38:53 PM PDT
by
Jaded
(does it really need a sarcasm tag?)
To: The_Victor
http://www.intriguing.com/mp/: is a "completely unauthorized, completely silly, and completely useless Monty Python web site!" No wonder it led you astray :-)
However, I musy humbly confess - Google searches for "Knights who say ni" and "Knights who say nih" indicate a majority of credible opinions to be on the side of the Knights Who Say Ni!
I am cast down but not broken. I offer you a shrubbery.
To: Malacoda
OOH! That was "U-N" called for..........
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posted on
08/23/2006 12:40:24 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Is Castro dead yet?........)
To: Xenalyte
Lol. I hadn't heard that one before.
To: CindyDawg
Thinking back, I remember a similar one. "Mommmmmmm, he almost touched me".
To: Manfred the Wonder Dawg
I am cast down but not broken. I offer you a shrubbery. HEAD KNIGHT: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... with...
a herring!
[dramatic chord]
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posted on
08/23/2006 12:44:13 PM PDT
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: ShadowDancer
If you say one word about my pussy - I'll have you arrested!
116
posted on
08/23/2006 12:44:21 PM PDT
by
Tokra
(I think I'll retire to Bedlam.)
To: ApplegateRanch
The meaner they are, the longer they live.That's so true. I once represented a man in a dispute with his mean old aunt over the family farm. Auntie was about 80 years old and had cancer at the time, but she fought over every little detail, and would even create conflicts (like accusing her nephew of stealing every time she couldn't find something) where none existed. I truly believe that putting the screws to her nephew was what kept her going. We eventually settled the case, and Auntie died a few months after that.
117
posted on
08/23/2006 12:45:04 PM PDT
by
Huntress
(Possession really is nine tenths of the law.)
To: ShadowDancer
118
posted on
08/23/2006 12:54:19 PM PDT
by
mom4kittys
(If velvet could sing, it would sound like Josh Groban)
To: Idaho Whacko
Our country is going to hell... Hey!!!!!!!! Are you criticizing the USA?? Whacko...
119
posted on
08/23/2006 12:54:57 PM PDT
by
CaptainCanada
(Citizenship which costs nothing is worth nothing..........................................)
To: mom4kittys
"Aren't you charming?"
If you let your pets out the door to free-range around the neighborhood, your not exactly charming yourself.
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