Boy Charged For Meowing At Neighbor Lady

ClickonDetroit ^ | August 23, 2006 | AP

[Dixie Yooper]

The 78 year old lady is probably scared to death of the boy, even if he's only 14. If she had bought a bb gun in the first place and caught the cat in middle of relieving itself, everything would have been just fine.
In my neighborhood, there are several dogs and cats wandering around, marking what they think is their territory and hiding out at our bird feeders. I don't catch them in the act too often anymore, but when I do, they stay away for several months.

[Blogger]

Separated at birth?

[ApplegateRanch]

Bull pucky...the meaner they are, the longer they live.

I would suggest charging her with filing frivolous complaints, mopery, and general dopery.

I lived next to one of these nuts. She sold us live turtle doves (legal to keep), then turned around and reported us for 'raising pigeons', illegal to keep.
She complained to the city about our lilac 'blocking her view of the street when backing out of her driveway', despite it being 10 feet back from the sidewalk, and over 15 feet from her property line.
She threw a big bag of doggie doo on another neighbor's garage door, because she thought their dog (they didn't even own one!) had messed in her yard.

She wanted us to cut down the columnar cedars on each side of our front door, because 'they might blow down into her yard...despite the fact they were too far away, AND our detache gararge was in between.
She wanted us to remove our other shrubs and trees, becuase in the fall, some of the leaves would blow into her yard...but don't dare us pick any of the fruit from HER trees that hung over our fence.

They are plain nuts, nothing but a neighborhood agravation, and should not have to be tolerated.

If I had this one's address, I'd be happy to send her a kitty cat picture postcard every so often, just with "Meow!" on it.

[onyx]

FGS --- the judge is waiting 90 days to render his ruling, when he should have ruled against the old biddy.

[claudiustg]

If I lived there and knew who she was, I'd meow at her. I'd be surprised if a lot of people in the community didn't start to practice their cat inpersonation skills when the see her.

[Xenalyte]

No, it's pronounced "nee," and spelled "ni" or "nih."

[wolfcreek]

This is a job for the Ninja Viking Kitties! ( after a large meal of course)

[The_Victor]

From the script http://www.intriguing.com/mp/:

Sudden CUT TO BIG CLOSE-UP of a frightening black-browed evil face.

TALL KNIGHT OF NI: Ni!

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Jim Gaffigan?

[weegee]

This same cat could do that. Turn the knob and pull it open at the bottom.

BUT he couldn't work the front door which had a knob AND a handle with a thumb-trigger latch.

[ccmay]

Whatever. I fart in your general direction.

[weegee]

"Nu!"

[weegee]

If she thinks the whole world is crazy... maybe she needs to turn around and look at herself.

[meowmeow]

I feel obliged to make an appearance on this thread.

Oh...and

MEOW

[The_Victor]

'Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoop-boing-goodem-zoo-owli-zhiv'

[DejaJude]

The Pittsburg Tribune-Review, has her address listed along with the story.

Could all cat lovers organize a protest and meow at her?

[ccmay]

I don't catch them in the act too often anymore, but when I do, they stay away for several months.

.22 snake shot is very good for this purpose. Won't do permanent harm if you hit them in the @$$ from twenty feet or so, but they will remember your house forever.

I saw an ad for high-power hand-held lasers that were hot enough to cut through duct tape. That might be a good way to remind a critter that he's unwelcome in your garden.

-ccm

[Constitution Day]

No, the cat owners should have kept their pet in their own yard.

It's called a PROPERTY LINE.

[weegee]

Maybe she should see this:

The Cat That Hated People (1948) - directed by Tex Avery

[mom4kittys]

I couldn't have said it better myself!