Caption Rita Cosby

National Review-The Corner | 8/29/06 | None

[highimpact]

I want to have your baby! I love you!

[LIConFem]

"Pull my fingers..."

[dead]

Upon his release from jail, non-murdering pedophile John Karr visits the schluss-mouthed journalist exhibit at the Boulder Zoo.

[npg]

TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!!

[digger48]

"tell me Mister Karr...Do YOU like my voice?"

[Jake The Goose]

"how is the food?"

[tx_eggman]

I'll wait for you, John Mark, no matter how long it takes ... I'll wait for you

[Moose4]

"Mr. Karr! Do you have any tips for me to sing tenor? All I can do with this voice is baritone!"

}:-)4

[DTogo]

Pure shamelessness.

[sandbar]

Bump for later, can't wait to see all the great captions you guys always come up with.

[xcamel]

"Kiss me you fool!"

[shankbear]

Look at the doofas in the flag hat next to gravel voice Rita.

[sandbar]

>>>Upon his release from jail, non-murdering pedophile John Karr visits the schluss-mouthed journalist exhibit at the Boulder Zoo.>>>

LMAO!!!! See! Whaddid I tell ya.

[The South Texan]

" I need ratings or Dan Abrams is going to fire me."

[Moose4]

"AAAAH! IT'S ON THE WING!! IT'S ON THE WIIING!!!!"

}:-)4

[fat city]

"Give me the name of that Thai sex-change doctor- I want to become a female too."

[em2vn]

Look at the cop. He's thinking: If I look at that again I won't be able to eat for a week.

[abb]

Caption for the cop driver: "They don't pay me near enough to do this crap..."

[Moose4]

"Mr. Karr! I don't really have 'man hands,' do I? See? DO I??"

}:-)4

[Pukin Dog]

"I KNOW you've got FOOD in there!"

[sam I am]

So thankful she is no longer on fox news network.
We don't miss her.

[NRA2BFree]

"My sources tell me that you just used the taxpayers of CO to get a free ride back to the states. Is that true?"

[Pondman88]

"I'll give you a lap dance if you open this window"

[Fester Chugabrew]

"I'll give you five hundred dollars if you come on my show."

[Cecily]

She's a vulture. I thought when the "journos" made it to the big time they didn't have to do this kind of ambulance chasing, pack of jackals garbage anymore.

[ArrogantBustard]

Cosby: "I'm six years old!! Honest! Just do me!!!"

Karr: "No way! With that moustache, you must be at least 12 ..."

[Lee'sGhost]

LOL! That was my thought almost exactly.

[sandbar]

Quote from 'doofas in the flag hat next to gravel voice Rita': "Hey Shon Mahk Kaah, tanks for let me ride in you luggage, I blend in good. See I 'merican, got dis nice haht"

[jazusamo]

I have open air time in my next 47 shows if you're interested.

[dogbyte12]

My sources tell me that I barely still have a job at MSNBC. Can you comment on that?

[Lee'sGhost]

That's bad. Heheheheheheheheheh

[bigfootbob]

Could you give me a tip on facial hair control?

[OrioleFan]

"Did you know that the Supreme Court has ruled in Gore's favor! Cough-cough"

[Ron in Acreage]

"Did you kill Natalie Hollaway too?"

[krb]

What's the deal with her voice? Has it always been that way?

[paddles]

"John! I need an exclusive! By the way, did you know I can suck-start a Phantom?"

[BaBaStooey]

I smoke 12 packs a day!

[biff]

I'll bet Nancy Graces' head just about exploded when she heard Karr is going free. She had him tried, convicted and send to prison already!!

[TimesDomain]

The first stage for pedophiles / NAMBLA to demand equality for justice.

Deport all the abnormal perverts to Thailand where they prefer that kind. Costa Rica likes them also.

[AbeKrieger]

MUST .... EAT.... BRAINS .....

[shankbear]

Throw his butt in with the Mooselimbs at Gitmo.

[calljack]

I can play 6!!
I can play 6!!

[Gman]

"Hey John - you gonna eat that Snickers Bar on the dash? I'm famished!"

[BJungNan]

Am I the only that that thinks she looks like Polly from the Underdog cartoon series?

[Issaquahking]

New definition to Media whore.

[BJungNan]

[Lexington Green]

''I'll be your little girl...''

[McGruff]

Can i get a sample of your DNA?

[napscoordinator]

Not we. I miss her. I actually thought she was sexy. Oh well to each their own. It was hard to tell if she was conservative or not. I think she is though. She probably is making more money over at the other network.